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Originally Posted by VFR750 (Post 6767155)

Champion 4 = never have to plunge again, seriously. $200+ at HD or Lowes. Worth every penny

Amen. Plugging one is an accomplishment.:cool:

my TOTO is unfazed.

first time i flushed it after install (test flush)..i was like, "o-oh, this isnt going to work". the low flow was ridiculous. it didnt so much flush. i was more like the bottom fell out and the water just dropped away. i thought a snot rocket would clog it. but nope, i bet i could flush a tennis ball. the larger port is the key. i have 3"..

you 4" guys..that is crazy. 4" is what they install at mexican bran muffin factories!

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Originally Posted by genrex (Post 6767146)

One of the all-time classics, courtesy of Higgins: :D

We used to shower together all the time. Then, one day, I tried to "sneak one out" while she was in there with me, and a little turd fell out. I tried to nonchalantly squish it down through the drain with my foot, but that was really hard to do with her screaming like hell and jumping all over the place.

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You should have blamed her for dropping it...in the shower...

I am talking about AFTER the upgrade...

Drink coffee everyday, do courtesy flushes, and never had a problem.

I put in an American standard champion 4 a few years ago and haven't plunged since, you can't clog that thing if you try.

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Originally Posted by J P Stein (Post 6767295)

I am a master of the "Hershey Squirts" with the viscosity of 30wt. I voted "never".:D

I coulda gone all day without knowing that.

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Originally Posted by 72doug2,2S (Post 6767452)

Drink coffee everyday, do courtesy flushes, and never had a problem.

That's the secret! I was stopping up the low flush toilet in our new place 5 days a week. Now I make sure I flush as soon as the turd is out (helps keep down the smell too), then I sit there and read for 10 minutes, then I wipe and flush and everything goes down smooth, but I usually need a third flush to make things nice and tidy.

These low flush toilets sure do save water!

i cant figure out if i am happy or disappointed in myself that i participated in all three krap threads.

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 6767583)

i cant figure out if i am happy or disappointed in myself that i participated in all three krap threads.

Have you ever heard Eddie Murprhy's stand-up about BMs?
There is some wisdom there about the things all guys can relate to....and comics to talk about. Welcome to the club.:D

How come no lady Pelicans have responded?

tabs, there is only one thing you can do, flush it at the half way point and then again when you're done.

Someone said this forum is in the toilet on the other thread. Time to flush it.

Growing up in Wva, we had a toilet that NEVER needed flushing. Never clogged up or overflowed. It was just a long walk on a cold night. I was back home this spring and it's still standing, little overgrown & needs a coat of paint. Been 30 years since anybody took a dump in it.

Reading this thread, I am now more certain than ever that we are living in the End Times.

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Originally Posted by craigster59 (Post 6767675)

How come no lady Pelicans have responded?

Fortunately for us, the lady pelicans are all very much ladies.

I upgraded a cheap toilet that wouldn't flush a loogie with one of those super flushers. After about a year, the super flusher started to clog about 50% of the time. I'd plunge and snaked that bad boy hoping it would go back to it's swish gurgle gone mode.

I finally pulled the toilet up on a hunch. There, at the mouth of the drain in the floor was a iTunes gift card twirrling on oposite corners. It would flush fine as long as there was almost nothing in the water. As soon as the card "sensed" a load, it freaking turned sideways.

All I was out was the price of a wax ring.

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Originally Posted by craigster59 (Post 6767675)

How come no lady Pelicans have responded?

They $h!t sunshine and butterflies and wipe with one square, it's not a problem for them.

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Originally Posted by Zeke (Post 6767712)

tabs, there is only one thing you can do, flush it at the half way point and then again when you're done.

Someone said this forum is in the toilet on the other thread. Time to flush it.

Yeah I have tried that...problem is that my balls get wet...when the water rises...Some times they even bump into the bad boy that don't want to go down.

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Originally Posted by tabs (Post 6768158)

Yeah I have tried that...problem is that my balls get wet...when the water rises...Some times they even bump into the bad boy that don't want to go down.

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