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| A Man of Wealth and Taste Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception 
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				How Many Times A Week Do Ya Have to Use The Plunger to Unclog the Toilette After A BM
			 
			I'd say I am good for 7 out of 7 days a week....it just doesn't want to go down.
		 
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|  05-24-2012, 08:01 PM | 
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| Registered Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seattle 
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			I think my mother-in-law eats at the same place as you.
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|  05-24-2012, 08:07 PM | 
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| Registered Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Mount Pleasant, South Carolina 
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			How old is your toilet? When the first low flow toilets came out (mid 90's?), they couldn't flush a cotten ball down. They've gotten better over time.
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|  05-24-2012, 08:11 PM | 
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| The Unsettler | 
			With todays toilet you need to waste water. 4-5 flushes per session is mandatory. 
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|  05-24-2012, 08:12 PM | 
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| Registered Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Higgs Field 
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			I just squish 'em through the shower drain.
		 
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|  05-24-2012, 08:18 PM | 
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| Back in the saddle again Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Central TX west of Houston 
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			You need a better toilet.  Actually, you could probably use a flushmate 1000. And you should eat better. 
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			What's the problem is it floating?
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|  05-24-2012, 08:27 PM | 
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| Cogito Ergo Sum | 
			I don't eat like a bird, but I rarely clog the toilet... Get a better toilet, use less paper....
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|  05-24-2012, 08:45 PM | 
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| Detached Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: southern California 
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			Low flush, once or twice a month.
		 
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|  05-24-2012, 08:50 PM | 
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			Time for a new throne my friend.  These things will flush a 30lb Spaniel: Gerber 21-312 Ultra Flush Elongated Two Piece Pressure-Assist Toilet It's the first thing I installed in my house when we moved in and my personal favorite appliance.   
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|  05-24-2012, 09:42 PM | 
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| Run smooth, run fast Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: South Carolina 
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				 |  Somebody please drop the link in here... I know someone has it saved... it's time for that Freebird to fly again. 
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|  05-24-2012, 11:26 PM | 
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| Registered Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seattle 
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			One of the all-time classics, courtesy of Higgins:   We used to shower together all the time. Then, one day, I tried to "sneak one out" while she was in there with me, and a little turd fell out. I tried to nonchalantly squish it down through the drain with my foot, but that was really hard to do with her screaming like hell and jumping all over the place. _ | ||
|  05-25-2012, 01:15 AM | 
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| Registered Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Windsor, CT 
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			Champion 4 = never have to plunge again, seriously. $200+ at HD or Lowes. Worth every penny
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|  05-25-2012, 01:43 AM | 
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			+1 on the Champion 4. Best upgrade I ever made to my house.
		 
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|  05-25-2012, 02:49 AM | 
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| Double Trouble Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: North of Pittsburgh 
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			7 days a week??? Are you eating concrete?
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|  05-25-2012, 03:51 AM | 
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			The toilets the builder put in our house would clog with a snotty Kleenex. I replaced them with the good ones that are clog proof. We have never used a plunger in all the years since the new toilets.
		 
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|  05-25-2012, 04:30 AM | 
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LOL! I'd like one so powerful the flush handle is outside the bathroom so you don't get sucked in. It would probably need some kind of government mandated interlock to make sure the door is closed and locked before the flush handle will work. This might be the one.
		 
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|  05-25-2012, 04:47 AM | 
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| Registered Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Vancouver,Wa. 
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			I am a master of the "Hershey Squirts" with the viscosity of 30wt. I voted "never".   
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			I just beat 'em with a wire coat hanger before I flush. Kind of like making guacamole and they go right down. no muss, no fuss.
		 
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|  05-25-2012, 05:16 AM | 
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| Registered Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: seattle, WA 
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			switched to toilets that have a 4 inch hole and supposidly can down a bucket of golf balls without getting stuck..  now only rarely does it get clogged.
		 
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