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Pretty much every married mans worst nightmare.
So, yesterday morning I'm sitting on a pew at church with Joanna my wife. Two pews ahead of us is a toddler that's bouncing around making a ruckus. This toddler is stealing the show from the stage. All eyes are on this sweet child as he turns and looks at me! He points me out and loudly proclaims " DADDY"!
honest hun, I've never seen this woman in my life
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Did she believe you?
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Pix or it didn't happen!
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Yes, Joanna belives me. Shoting blanks for nearly 20 years
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I would say most people will thank me for no pic
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I dunno. The vid could go viral.
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Relax Jim. You have convinced us.
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When asked "where's your daddy??", my little 12 month old nephew Michael points at me without fail. Even when asked by his father. His dad is, thankfully, a sport.
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I had a small child point to me and call me "mommy". Thankfully, I wasn't wearing a beard then. It was the long hair that threw the kid off.
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Kids....I prefer the 4-legged variety......
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For the record, that's any man's worts[sic] nightmare, married or not.
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13 posts and nobody asked if the toddler's mom was hot? You guys are slipping.......
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Hey, at least it wasn't a worts problem .. those are harder to explain.
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worts, yes, saw it after I hit send.
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this is probably the only legit time to respond or yell out (n church):
"who's your daddy?"
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Anyone else think that this thread was gonna be about brewing beer???
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The "John Edwards" introduction........
Yeah......... a heart stopper for sure. |
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Jim, it's probably a REAL good thing that I wasn't there because I would have fallen off the pew laughing!
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