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Paging: "spudley"(speeder) read the L.A. Times homicide report

hey "spudley" i think as of TODAY one more of your rights is being shoved down the POOPER and the bill is on GOV. MOONBEAMS DESK and YOU my lil protagonist, WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO POSSESS EVEN A FREEKING BB GUN!


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.




and after being ENLIGHTENED AS ALL HELL by my last weekend trip to VICTIM-VILLE(victorville) and HYSTERIA(hesperia) kalif., to pick up racey truck fiberglass body parts, YOUR state is GOING DOWN THE POOPER FAST!


just read LA TIMES HOMICIDE REPORT! cheeese and RICE!


after reading the high desert crime stats i about keeled over. my co-dawgs mom and dad ARE MOVING because all of the CRIME in the high desert, let alone LA LA COUNTY! they are both calif. natives in their 70's


(2 )reasons in a nutshell crime stats are LOW in CCW AZ.


1) DO ARIZONA and DO TIME!(actual bumper sticker) we will build more prisons if need be. and we have very strict laws AGAINST STOOPID PEOPLES!

2) damn near EVERYONE HAS 1-2-3-20-50-100 freeking GUNS! and CARRY THEM!


now i dont know about YOU...................but you couldnt give me a pad in malibu/a BAZZILLION $$$$ and every color porsche /ferrari/trophy truck to live there EVAR AGAIN IN THAT POO HOLE! let alone be unarmed there.


so read those crime stats. and WATCH GOV MOONBEAM take away even yer freeking BB guns/ butter knives, let alone ALL OF YOUR freeking 2nd amend. rights.



and ya know what? when GOV MOONBEAM is done with that state..........YOU"LL BE PRAYING FOR A NEW HOME anywhere but there!



those CRIME STATS ARE AWESOME BABY! LMFAO!


P.S. i lived there and traveled the entire LA LA county and orange and dago county so i very well know my way around.


hell the ONLY PLACE I FELT SAFE EVAR WAS FREEKING UNDERWATER DIVING OFF THE COAST!



ENJOY REALITY! i think i'll call ricklee and some others here, and maybe go over to scottsdale gun club and rip a few mags out of a MP-5 in honor of yer INTELLIGENCE!!

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Old 08-15-2012, 07:24 PM
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Oh take a blood pressure pill or smoke a joint you freaking head case.
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LMFAO! guess i hit a nerve !


yeah i'd be pissed too if my:

1) daisy red ryder BB gun was illegal.

2) my crosman 760 BB/PELLET/DART was illegal

3) my RWS 54 .177 pellet rifle was illegal

4) my RWS .177 pellet pistol was ILLEGAL.


next bows and arrows and butter knives will be ILLEGAL!


and then their gonna OUTLAW PURSES!

and then butterflies and rainbows and unicorns also.



its a wicked slope with GOV MOONBEAM!


and then just think of the BLACKMARKET FOR GUNS...............NO DIFFERENT THAN MEXICO!


yep i dont need a blood pressure pill nor a joint..............................


CUZ I AINT AFEARED OF NO BOOOOO-GAR MAN!...................... LIKE YOU!


the HAVES(US) and the have nots(YOU)!


reality sucks and so do paybacks(which in reality.............IS REALITY!)
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Can't say I've ever felt the need for a gun. Feels pretty safe on the coast.
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Hey, Charlie, you ought to write a book. Seriously. You've got the knack for Gonzo Journalism. You'd have to change your style, of course, but I think the substance is within you.

Take your notes from your posts all the way back. A chapter about the attorney and the poo yellow fence would be great if you can provide some good fill.

Here's a challenge to see if you've got the write stuff: Analyze Gov Moonbeam. If you can get some jazz in there about Linda and Jerry after all of his years pulling his unit by himself, I'm a reader. The old Plymouth and his flat/flop in Sacramento has to be good fodder.

I don't think anyone has done this the way Hunter S. would have seen it.
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I've always enjoyed your posts. Witty and amusing... This isn't like you. Why make it personal?
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I made the mistake of thinking that old ironside might have a sense of humor with the other thread. Some guy shot himself in the ass in a movie theatre. He brought his gun because he thought that he could be a hero if the joker showed up but he would up with a bullet in his ass. Just like this clown would do, with all of his bragging...

I have all the guns I want, Chuck. But I'll admit that I probably don't want as many as you do. A couple of high quality pistols and a great 12g riot gun are fine for me. If I wanted more, I could buy them. Legally. There are plenty of things to legitimately complain about in CA. but your screed is a bunch of donkeyfuchery. I do think that it's great that you live in AZ. and hate it here, though. That's not a bad thing.
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Does'nt AZ only have 6.5M souls? And CA has about 38M souls?


But most of the time, gun owners are frightening themselves irrationally. They have conjured in their own imaginations a much more terrifying environment than genuinely exists -- and they are living a fantasy about the security their guns will bestow. And to the extent that they are right -- to the extent that the American environment is indeed more dangerous than the Australian or Canadian or German or French environment -- the dangers gun owners face are traceable to the prevalence of the very guns from which they so tragically mistakenly expect to gain safety.
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Dunno if it's that simple. You could get shanked by the same baddies that use guns currently.
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I don't think anyone has done this the way Hunter S. would have seen it.
Pete Dexter books and Mike Royko(rip) columns are cut from the same cloth.
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I dunno...I look at the stats, and Arizona has more murder per capita than California.

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