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Father & son acquitted after killing California condor
The father and son explained to the judge that they were lost and weak from lack of food. A ranger found the two as they were eating the bird, which they had roasted over a fire.
Considering the circumstances, the judge released the two hikers. As they began to walk out of court, the judge stopped them and asked, "Just out of curiosity, what does a California condor taste like?" The young son quickly replied, "It tasted like a spotted owl!" The father chuckled, patted his son on the head and said, "Actually, your honor, it tasted just like a California brown pelican."
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It tastes like BS.
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09-09-2012, 10:47 AM
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You must have missed the yolk.
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09-09-2012, 01:32 PM
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TY for the laugh.
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Good one...
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Never fun a-fowl of the law.
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