Caddyshack!

[E38Driver]

Hey! Can you make a Bullshot?
Can you make a shoe smell?
Very funny. Why don't you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this.

[dtw]

Lacy has a certain...zest...for life.

[GDNF2ET]

This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

[mikeesik]

....pick up that blood!

[mikeesik]

Loofer my stretchmarks

[Rusty Heap]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

you know, you should play with dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and i'm no slouch myself.
Don't sell yourself short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

You're a lot of woman, you know that? You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?



It's easy to grin ...
When your ship has come in ....
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man who's worthwhile ....
Is the man who can smile ...
When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of bluegrass, kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and northern california sensemilia.
The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

Oh, mrs. Crane, i'm looking at you... You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you - you're a tramp!
Ooh! That was right where you wanted it!
Ooh mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman... You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either i bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?

I was born to love you
i was born to lick your face
i was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first

i've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt i owed it to them.

Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?

I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips
you'll get nothing, and like it!

I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.

You're crazy!
That's what they said about son of sam.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, i think.

I almost got head from amelia earhart!

winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MT930]

I smell varmint putang.

[livi]

Mmm.. Madonna with meatballs..

Move over Swanson, I am driving!