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Originally Posted by 9dreizig (Post 7111050)

Damn Joe, I remember the days when the stewardess would compliment you on your tie. Now I fly in T-shirt , flip flops and shorts!!!

Q what's the difference between a stewardess and a flight attendant ?

A about 30 lbs!!

and a "dick"!

When was the last time you saw a flight attendant that one might want to date or even be seen with in a restaurant.

You don't even see men in suits anymore. Now it's all sweat pants and t-shirts. And that's if you're lucky.

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Originally Posted by widgeon13 (Post 7111119)

Am really sorry to have to do this to you guys... but below is a very good friend of mine, and who is a F/A with a major airlines... and she is single and likes guys...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1353796323.jpg

Now to show you why I fly corporate aircraft...

Two of my UK flight attendents fooling around:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1353796375.jpg

One very nice F/A out of Dubai and Beirut:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1353796399.jpg

Finally a very luscious redhead from Berlin:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1353796433.jpg

There are some very nice flight attendents out there, just most of them are not flying on the airlines!

Joe A

Joe, they're out there but hard to find these days. Lucky you.