Need Help Giving KID a Car Name
 

I need HELP… naming my kid!

My wife is 3 months pregnant. I know, I know, congratulations! No, not really. I’m 42, I have four kids from a previous marriage, I thought I was past this phase in my life. But wife #2 wants a kid bad. I thought I’d appease her with a dog or two or three, but that didn’t work. So here I am, and I need to pick out a cool, car-related name for my kid because I frankly don’t give a crap if the kid grows up to hate me and their name. I just want to name them something cool.

So… I’ve got a good start because seriously my last name is Bristol. Up until recently “Bristol” was a car manufacturer in the UK. So the last name fits the car theme here, but what about the first and middle names?

If it’s a girl:

Porsche – obviously that fits as a first name. I don’t think Targa or Cabriolet fit well as a middle name, but what about Carrera? Porsche Carrera Bristol! Sounds too much like a stripper’s stage name…

Kay – that would be a reasonable first name. How about combining with a strange middle name, like Man? Kay Man Bristol!

Morgan – again a good girl’s name, but also another British car manufacturer. How about Morgan Porsche Bristol then? It would be better though to have a middle name from another British car company, especially one that hand assembles their cars like Morgan and Bristol. Is there another? Morgan Ascari Bristol, Morgan Lotus Bristol, Morgan TVR Bristol :-P

If it’s a boy:

Ferdinand – again, an obviously appropriate first name.

Ferry – I thought about this one. I moved recently to Texas from Northern California. I think this would work in NorCal as there are a lot of ferrys and fairies in San Francisco, but here in Texas I think it would just get his ass kicked.

Butzi – again, a good name for the kid to come home every day from school with a bloody nose…

Any other ideas or suggestions?

Kirk

Chevy.....

Since the Bristol's were AC Bristol's, how about a first and middle name starting with A and C. You could just call him AC for short.

The wife's waitresses name last night was Monaco. Dad must have been an F1 fan I thought.

Cam

Now, I like that. Seriously.

Cooper....

I am with Bob here tho, I like Cam too!

My wife gave me the stank eye when I suggested it, but when we found out last year that we were having a little girl I suggested Sebring. Made sense to me since she was conceived trackside...

Girl: CARRERA / FERNANDA
Boy: FERDINAND

There is already a Cammie Edelbrock. So that name will work on multiple levels.
Just tell your wife you want to name your daughter Camille, like British royalty. Or tell her your great great grandmother who never had a girl so wanted to name a daughter Camille.

I did not think of Cooper, that is really appropriate as that is honestly my brother's middle name.

I also really like Cam. Good suggestions, keep them coming.

Kirk

Boy: Thork

Girl: Thorka

I'm just gonna rattle off a few names...

Ted- White Trash Names - YouTube

Lucifer?

I hope the thread is a joke, you sound like a swell dad.

Oh..I dunno...I named my son Harley David...!
Bob

Enzo

Morgan

...as in Lucas?

I don't have any car name suggestions but I'm an OB and the other day I had a couple name their son Craig Danger. So he could grow up and say, "Danger is my middle name." It has grown on me.

And if it is a girl..Carroll (with 2 R's and 2 L's).

Shelby......oh wait that's a mustang:rolleyes:
Yugo......no he'll never get anywhere
Flywheel.....no that was my brothers dogs name.
tappet.....probably not appropriate for a girl;)

Girls -
Sierra (like Sierra Cosworth)
Guiletta
Aurora
Kharman
Opel
Sky (saturn sky)
Muira


Boys -
Cosmo (mazda cosmo)
Hudson
Lincoln
Morris
Austin
Raider (mitsubish raider)

angela

angela

+1 on Cam.

-1 on Cooper...there are no less than 3 Coopers in my son's 2nd grade class.

My sons name is Hudson, daughters middle name is Elise ;)

Bentley .

A friend of mine just had a daughter he named Camber !!
I asked him if he's going to name the next one Caster :)

Bilstein long for Bill
Boge
Mahle
Fanny
Bursch
Gunson
hell this aint hard i got all those just looking through the classifieds :)

Boy - Cayenne
Girl - Portia

First and middle names.......thank me later:

Striker Plate
Pulse Width
Hypoid Gear
Shift Lever
Connecting Rod
Rust Bucket
Lobe Separation
Heel Toe
Brake Line
Combustion Chamber
Valve Relief
Money Shift
Stress Riser
Ring Land
Wrist Pin
Bob Weight

Jus' kiddin' ;)

Db 9 bristol

McLaren
Ayrton

Koenigsegg trevita bristol

Pagani zonda bristol

mu son's middle name is Bentley, I wanted his first name to be Royce but I lost out to Christopher so he is Christopher Bentley Traner, soon to add MD as a suffix!

Holden Torana L34 A9X Bristol
Ford Falcon GTHO Phase III Bristol

Aussies like long car names with incomprehensible number combinations!

i wanted to name my kid axel, until my wife smartly pointed out that my parents, who speak english with an accent, might have trouble pronouncing the "k" sound in the name. :)

Arnolt

gumpert apollo bristol

bugatti veyron bristol