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Originally Posted by tweezers74 (Post 7217077)

Furthermore, to give you men that never want to get married again hope, I know many women who don't want to get married. Ever. They make their own good money and just want good companionship.

Before I met my wife, I dated several older women like this. It was so great. They only wanted one thing and so did I. There was no pressure, no games and no jealousy. They usually even wouldn't let me pay for anything. It was a great time to be alive. One was more of a gun nut than I am. Another introduced me to her billionaire boss who had a fleet of Ferraris and Porsches and I'm still friends with him. Ah, if I had a time machine.

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Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 7217221)

This gets me thinking about a friend who was talking about his old girl friends. I did not say anything. But now I would say, hey dude your were in your 20's and 30's then and now your are in your late 50's and so are they. Oh yes the time is moving on. The water under the bridge has gone....

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Originally Posted by tweezers74 (Post 7217077)

: Don't tell me you can't smell those gold diggers from ten miles away, cuz you can.

This is very true. I've seen lots of men get brutally taken to the cleaners by gold diggers , and I can't think of a single case where everyone — except the groom*—*couldn't see this coming.

It's astonishing to me how wilfully blind men about to get married seem to be in relation to this issue. Normally intelligent men become complete idiots. The power of T&A is incalculable.

It's just instinct taking over...blood draining from the big brain to the little brain..
It can be overcome by punches in the nuts.. that reverses the blood flow.

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Originally Posted by Dottore (Post 7217304)

A fraternity brother of mine was completely brainwashed by the woman who became his wife. I mean he became a N. Korean robot, he was that brainwashed. And she wasn't that hot. He was a public school teacher, so no money motives there. But several of us were seriously considering kidnapping him on his wedding day. None of us were invited, as he was only allowed to invite family, while she could have her friends there too. Once they were married, she claimed his old dog bit her, so she had her put to sleep. Now she controls his email too, so there's no communicating with him unless she passes the message on or we get him on the phone when she's not around. They've been "happily" married for 10 yrs. now.

Helps to be ugly. Physically and personally.

Chewing with mouth open is a real crowd pleaser. Just start adopting cats.