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Small penis but big cajones or publicity stunt?

You be the judge.

'Unhung Hero' Star Patrick Moote's Small Penis Led To An Embarrassing Proposal Fail

Old 02-17-2014, 02:35 PM
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Ha ha ha, perhaps her vagina is so big an average guy car drive his truck in there and turn around and still have a lot room.

Look at the blight side the search for the right size vagina continues.
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I'm saying publicity stunt but maybe he coincidentally has a small penis.
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Old 02-17-2014, 03:14 PM
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Couldn't be any smaller than mine...
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has GOT to be a stunt.
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Publicity stunt but funny. He is a good actor.
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He just wasn't that into her. No really, he wasn't far enough into her.
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And your dick only needs to be long enough to do some porno if times get really rough.
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Most guys walk up and put it in.

I put it in, then walk up.
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Just kidding. I'm hung like a light switch.
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Looking into this more closely, this seems like a PR activity.

I can't find it terribly funny. Maybe I am getting old?

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Hung like a light switch! That's a new one on me. Lol!
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Mine is so big, I overflow the toilet when I go pee.
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the proper way to measure dick size it to take the distance from the anus to just beyond the tip of the penis. seriously.

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The guy's brave doing it but he said he's a comedian so I'm guessing it's all about publicity.

It's been my experience women have a perfect size in mind and that's different for each of them.
Have you ever been in a sex shop? The "toys" come on all shapes a sizes.
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Hung like a light switch! That's a new one on me. Lol!
Pretty small then...


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