Raven's Cheerleader dropped from Superbowl Squad

[enzo1]

A veteran Ravens cheerleader spoke out today about the team's decision to drop her from the Super Bowl squad because she had a 'rough year' - by gaining less than two pounds.

Read more: 'It's a slap in the face': Veteran Ravens cheerleader Courtney Lenz, 23, fighting to get to the Super Bowl speaks out | Mail Online

[vash]

i heard they are only budgeted to take half of the squad anyways. there are approx 29 other girls not going, and not making excuses.

oh well, she can now stay at home and pound chili dogs while watching the 49ers destroy her team.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Looks fine to me. Though I wonder if she didn't make the cut for other reasons and this is how she sought out attention.

Originally Posted by vash

i heard they are only budgeted to take half of the squad anyways. there are approx 29 other girls not going, and not making excuses.

oh well, she can now stay at home and pound chili dogs while watching the 49ers destroy her team.

ROFL.

[enzo1]

[vash]

wow!!! in the team's defense..the girl on the right is skinnier

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by vash

wow!!! in the team's defense..the girl on the right is skinnier

She needs to eat some hamburgers, damn! Poke an eye out with that ribcage!

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

She needs to eat some hamburgers, damn! Poke an eye out with that ribcage!

heh heh. I had a plastic surgeon friend who had an actor for a patient. Said actor had a girlfriend actress who was famous for being skinny. The actor commented something to the effect of: Sleeping with her is like sleeping with a bicycle.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by Noah930

heh heh. I had a plastic surgeon friend who had an actor for a patient. Said actor had a girlfriend actress who was famous for being skinny. The actor commented something to the effect of: Sleeping with her is like sleeping with a bicycle.

"I can't cuddle with you at night honey, I keep waking up with bruises."

[Joeaksa]

Originally Posted by vash

wow!!! in the team's defense..the girl on the right is skinnier

Either one is fine but the one on the right is just a bit too skinny!

[rusnak]

Her new gig....

[onewhippedpuppy]

My money is on the lower left.

[vash]

Originally Posted by Noah930

heh heh. I had a plastic surgeon friend who had an actor for a patient. Said actor had a girlfriend actress who was famous for being skinny. The actor commented something to the effect of: Sleeping with her is like sleeping with a bicycle.

jack nicholson had plastic surgery?!

[vash]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

My money is on the lower left.

upper right bro. she is using the technique that gets her face closer down by the cakes. shortens the travel time from start to face...easy money!

[lendaddy]

That's a lot more than 2lbs gained.

[911boost]

She looks just like the girl in "East Bound and Down"

[enzo1]

[enzo1]

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by vash

upper right bro. she is using the technique that gets her face closer down by the cakes. shortens the travel time from start to face...easy money!

I still say lower left. I'm thinking one bite per cake, eyes rolled back like a Great White. NOM NOM NOM.

[Aragorn]

Originally Posted by vash

i heard they are only budgeted to take half of the squad anyways. there are approx 29 other girls not going, and not making excuses.

oh well, she can now stay at home and pound chili dogs while watching the 49ers destroy her team.

Thanks... I need a new keyboard....

[strupgolf]

Originally Posted by enzo1

That pic answers my question.