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BlueSkyJaunte 02-06-2013 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Bremner (Post 7256397)
Bad Kitty!
Don't be pussilanimous.

Baz 02-06-2013 02:50 PM
"I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison...." :eek:

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2porscheguy 02-06-2013 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Bremner (Post 7256397)
Bad Kitty!
Luckily the dude stopped when he did!......it could have been CAT-astrophic!:D

URY914 02-06-2013 02:58 PM
"Hey Honey, that hair pie you made sure was killer!"

2porscheguy 02-06-2013 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by URY914 (Post 7256522)
"Hey Honey, that hair pie you made sure was killer!"
WRONG!.......she is BRAZILIAN!:eek:

A930Rocket 02-06-2013 03:31 PM
I've heard this, but can't fathom how it's done.

Quote:
Hummmm that is even more devious that the razor blade in the vagina that used to show up in Vietnam many years ago. Generally officers were targeted for the slice and dice.............

varmint 02-06-2013 03:32 PM
guys everywhere now have an excuse not to.

Bob Kontak 02-06-2013 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Jferr006 (Post 7255864)
The beaver of betrayal :D
The fuzzy of death.

pete3799 02-06-2013 04:11 PM
He nearly had his life snatched from him.

herr_oberst 02-06-2013 04:16 PM
^^^ Best one so far!

Bob Kontak 02-06-2013 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Jferr006 (Post 7255864)
The beaver of betrayal :D
Y do I feel funny

john70t 02-06-2013 04:38 PM
incorrect implementation of "death by snu snu"

2porscheguy 02-06-2013 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by pete3799 (Post 7256695)
He nearly had his life snatched from him.
I think we have a winner!.....anymore entries?

genrex 02-06-2013 04:58 PM
I don't read the Huffington Post, but I am curious...

How does a woman "poison her private parts" to kill a man? And wouldn't she die from that, also?

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2porscheguy 02-06-2013 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by slakjaw (Post 7256369)
Of all the ways to go I am down with this method!
Yes, just imagine the pussy-bility!SmileWavy

....OK I'll stop now!

jyl 02-06-2013 05:12 PM
That's why you use a knife and fork to eat.

Hugh R 02-06-2013 05:24 PM
I think the article said she was attempting a murder/suicide gag, or gig or something.

sammyg2 02-07-2013 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by pete3799 (Post 7256695)
He nearly had his life snatched from him.
Or the variation, "snatched from the jaws of death!"

get it? jaws?

Somewhere in the hills someone's saying:

Naw, there ait no teeth in thar but her gums need sum work!

Jferr006 02-07-2013 03:30 PM
Meat drapes of death?

jyl 02-07-2013 06:53 PM
Okay, I get it, next time, drink through a straw.


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