Going down on the muffin-not
 

Heard this on the news today and had to google it.

Vagina 'Murder Plot': Brazilian Man Accuses Wife Of Poisoning Her Private Parts To Kill Him

"...he noticed a strange oder..."

Stranger than normal?

That's not what Steven Tyler had in mind!

Isn't this more of a Friday afternoon post?

Jeezzz... nothing like great reporting and everything we need to know from the Huffington Post.

A rose by another other name would smell as sweet.

Poison Puss?

Lethal Labia?

Vaginal Vendetta?

Foo foo snu snu?

from vagina dentata to vagina venenum

The beaver of betrayal :D

Hummmm that is even more devious that the razor blade in the vagina that used to show up in Vietnam many years ago. Generally officers were targeted for the slice and dice.............

DeathSnatch 2000

still not as funny as the "Beaver Dam" brand tampons once shown on an episode of SouthPark.

LOL.

Coma cratch

(with all do respect to our female Pelicans)...I c*nt believe someone would do that!:p

First murder trial I ever prosecuted as an assistant DA was a guy who killed his wife with a dildo he made out of cyanide. I'll leave to your imagination how it played out. He worked in a metal plating company and had access to sticks of it. Interesting case.

tw@t did you say?! :)

Stoopid me after all this time.....I mean how old is that song!....is THAT what he meant?:confused:

You're BAD!....lol!!!

They are at 7-pages of comments now.

Of all the ways to go I am down with this method!

Bad Kitty!

Don't be pussilanimous.

"I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison...." :eek:

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Luckily the dude stopped when he did!......it could have been CAT-astrophic!:D

"Hey Honey, that hair pie you made sure was killer!"

WRONG!.......she is BRAZILIAN!:eek:

I've heard this, but can't fathom how it's done.

guys everywhere now have an excuse not to.

The fuzzy of death.

He nearly had his life snatched from him.

^^^ Best one so far!

Y do I feel funny

incorrect implementation of "death by snu snu"

I think we have a winner!.....anymore entries?

I don't read the Huffington Post, but I am curious...

How does a woman "poison her private parts" to kill a man? And wouldn't she die from that, also?

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Yes, just imagine the pussy-bility!SmileWavy

....OK I'll stop now!

That's why you use a knife and fork to eat.

I think the article said she was attempting a murder/suicide gag, or gig or something.

Or the variation, "snatched from the jaws of death!"

get it? jaws?

Somewhere in the hills someone's saying:

Naw, there ait no teeth in thar but her gums need sum work!

Meat drapes of death?

Okay, I get it, next time, drink through a straw.