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Kaliv 03-04-2013 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by pwd72s (Post 7305318)
Which car is easiest to have sex in?

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Kaliv 03-04-2013 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jyl (Post 7308902)
Most women I know consider an old Porsche a cramped, uncomfortable, and noisy car with no interior door handles.

This is exactly what my wife thinks...and we take it out every date night. Why? Because it's my special car...for special things like date night. Well, unless it's raining...and then we take our other vehicle for her peace of mind.

Dueller 03-04-2013 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 7308992)
CL date? Paranoid MOFOs.....blocked emails, cell numbers and fake names.....but I did tell them my name was Dueller......

Hey, Douche Nozzle...ya know we old geezers gotta stick together.SmileWavy

I'm sure you did my moniker justice!:cool:

911SauCy 03-04-2013 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 7309016)
Seriously?

We really are slowly morphing into the Honda Civic BBS...


Yea, seriously.

Its funny to me that he never came back...after taking all this "advice" ;)

ckelly78z 03-04-2013 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 911SauCy (Post 7309202)
Yea, seriously.

Its funny to me that he never came back...after taking all this "advice" ;)

He might still be tied up with her stockings while the roofies wear off !

Hard-Deck 03-04-2013 04:53 PM

Take the Porsche. Pull some of the interior pieces out, put the spare tire on it, get a few little pieces of vinyl wrap that looks like primer paint and stick it on the car take her out in it, Tell her that you got a great deal on it and it's a fixer upper. Then if it goes well, before each time she sees it "fix" part of the car and she'll think that your a handy guy and that you have skills.

Dueller 03-04-2013 04:55 PM

Back to the original poster's quesry....which car? Whichever was in the driveway and has a full tank. Neither one is gonna impress her. Sorry, but very few women are gonna be impressed one way or another with either. Now a new Bentley or Benz, maybe. But a Jap SUV or old Pcar?....nah.

But I did read somewhere that women are more inpressed that the car is clean inside and out more thanwhat it is.

YMMV

aigel 03-04-2013 05:03 PM

Speeder hit the nail on the head.

Around here, as in most places, the girls know exactly what a new car looks like. An 85 930 will only make them feel sorry for you. I'd take the rodeo - at least you don't look like you are trying a little too hard.

I am glad I met my wife when all I owned was a bicycle. :)

G

Baz 03-04-2013 05:05 PM

Does it really matter what she thinks?

Geez.........time to turn in your man card.

You do things because that is who YOU are - not who you want HER to perceive you as.

Get your mojo on and let the chips fall where they may.....

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Baz 03-04-2013 05:10 PM

Or you could take the Rodeo....if that's who you are.....

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tweezers74 03-04-2013 05:12 PM

OR here is a different spin. Take the 930. Dependent on her reaction, you can kind of feel her out. A) she will be the type that doesn't give a crap, which could be good or bad. B) she will and either be thrilled because it is a Porsche and a gold digger (I find most girls don't know a lot about Porsches and what is worth a lot and which aren't) and doesn't know anything about Porsches or cars in general OR be turned off because its old and because she doesn't know a lot about Porsches. Or you may hit the jackpot, C) a girl who is thrilled it is a 930 and starts asking you all about the car. The engine, what you did to the car, if you are the original owner, etc. You can tell if she was just interested in the car or if she is interested in cars in general. Then you would know you have a common passion.

tweezers74 03-04-2013 05:13 PM

Baz, I agree with you but he can use it to see how she reacts to it, not necessarily care what the outcome is. Use it as an assessment tool. :)

Joe Bob 03-04-2013 05:16 PM

I'm tired after a long bike ride and not gonna read thru the dreck.....has anyone posted the "Rodeo Date Joke"?

I'm still trying to get Tweez to let me move in and support me, so.....I can't tooo big a pig....

Jim Richards 03-04-2013 05:17 PM

Don't sell yourself short. ;)

Jim Richards 03-04-2013 05:26 PM

Yeah, short ribs.

Baz 03-04-2013 06:35 PM

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Rodsrsr 03-04-2013 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by speeder (Post 7308847)
Honest answer is that you have two really horseschit first date cars, albeit for different reasons. Head down to Enterprise and rent a new car for the night. Almost anything will do, as long as it's nice/new and non-descript. You don't want your car to make any impression one way or the other, women judge us by a lot of strange criteria that makes no sense to men.

Believe it or not, if you had a date with some "10" of any age in L.A., a new Prius is what you'd want. It's the best-selling vehicle in CA., (I schit you not), and it says all the right things. I.E., "I care about the environment/I can afford a new car/I'm not some creep driving a weird car to front something..."

Otherwise drive the Rodeo for sure. I can't imagine a worse car for a first impression than some 1980s status symbol with huge flairs and wings, etc.. Even a new 991 would not be a great car for this purpose. It says that you have a little $$ or credit but also says insecure or a wannabe playboy. It sucks but I've found out through direct recon that a Porsche is a big turn-off for most women. :cool:


I have to agree with my man Speeder. Porsche is probably the absolute last car I would ever take on a first date. It might actually be embarrassing.....

speeder 03-04-2013 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by tweezers74 (Post 7309273)
OR here is a different spin. Take the 930. Dependent on her reaction, you can kind of feel her out. A) she will be the type that doesn't give a crap, which could be good or bad. B) she will and either be thrilled because it is a Porsche and a gold digger (I find most girls don't know a lot about Porsches and what is worth a lot and which aren't) and doesn't know anything about Porsches or cars in general OR be turned off because its old and because she doesn't know a lot about Porsches. Or you may hit the jackpot, C) a girl who is thrilled it is a 930 and starts asking you all about the car. The engine, what you did to the car, if you are the original owner, etc. You can tell if she was just interested in the car or if she is interested in cars in general. Then you would know you have a common passion.

I'm sorry but a woman caring about cars is the absolute last thing that would matter on my list. It's so hard to find perfect compatibility and mutual attraction in this crazy world, her sharing my weird hobbies/obsessions would be a non-issue. Most great relationships I've seen have a certain amount of autonomy in them, i.e. each person has their own life as well as their life together and I would expect my car hobby to be in the "own life" category. I haven't met many truly interesting women who give a shake about cars. There are exceptions to everything, of course, (including you perhaps), :), but I could care less about it.

I'd be much more concerned with making the wrong impression on some total catch of a chick. It is unfortunate that most people do not see a Porsche driver as some interesting, adventurous motor racing fan. They see him as tool who is looking for attention. I own them in spite of the image. It's not a good image. :cool:

rnln 03-04-2013 10:43 PM

I would just drive whichever I feel like at the momment walking into he garage, without thinking about the girl.

Baz 03-05-2013 03:52 AM

Most Porsche owners are dicks.......I agree.

Doesn't mean you change who YOU are.

Drive 'em!

FrankyV 03-05-2013 07:01 AM

You are seriously deluded if you think a girl (other than trailer trash) will be impressed or think you are loaded if you pull up in a 30 year old Porsche. C'mon now, a loaded new Camry is more expensive. Drive whatever you want, that reflects who you are and that is always the best first impression unless you are a total D-bag and know it.

flipper35 03-05-2013 07:22 AM

Try a Cobra replica that is in all primer. I even let her drive. We have been married 12 years as of last december. Ya never know. :)

speeder 03-05-2013 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Baz (Post 7309765)
Most Porsche owners are dicks.......I agree.

Doesn't mean you change who YOU are.

Drive 'em!

Here's the funny thing; I don't have that opinion from the Porsche drivers I've met in the world...it's more of a stereotype from movies and a small minority of owners that make a lot noise compared to the average cool person who drives one.

But the stereotype is very real with women. They judge the hell out of any perceived display of insecurity or compensating/trying too hard. I've talked to a couple of random strangers driving new 991s lately who were parking the car, just want to know how they like it, etc., they could not have been cooler. Friendly, not dicks at all. I thought one guy was going to throw me the keys. :)

EMJ 03-05-2013 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SkankyFrank (Post 7310005)
You are seriously deluded if you think a girl (other than trailer trash) will be impressed or think you are loaded if you pull up in a 30 year old Porsche. C'mon now, a loaded new Camry is more expensive. Drive whatever you want, that reflects who you are and that is always the best first impression unless you are a total D-bag and know it.

I disagree. All types of folks are impressed with 30-year old Porsches, especially 911's and 930's. I think most guys who own these cars do so out of passion, not to "show off." And I'm always amused with the "new" Camry is more expensive argument. Plenty of 30-year old Porsches out there that cost well into the six figures....

diverdan 03-05-2013 08:02 AM

I remember my first Ferrari, a red 1961 cabriolet. However, I remember better the winter we repainted it and I drove a rusty old 1957 Dodge 4 door that I bought for $40.00. That was one of the best years for my love life and I never even mentioned my snazzy FIAT. Focus on your girl, not the car. Tweezer has very good advice.

Diverdan

tweezers74 03-05-2013 08:28 AM

First date. Take the Porsche?
 
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Originally Posted by speeder (Post 7309561)
. each person has their own life as well as their life together and I would expect my car hobby to be in the "own life" category. I haven't met many truly interesting women who give a shake about cars. There are exceptions to everything, of course, (including you perhaps), :), but I could care less about it.

Well, speeder, I should hope we meet one day so I can prove you wrong. Secondly, just because a woman has a common interest as you doesn't mean she won't have her own life. I have found that to be an issue in my own relationships. I have TOO many interests and hobbies that most men can't keep up with me.

My other belief in relationships is be who you are from the beginning. A man who knows all my faults and weaknesses from the beginning and falls in love with me despite of them? Well, he is gonna be a keeper. And as such, I would want the man to do the same. I would respect a male chauvinist pig more than a male chauvinist pig that pretended not to be.

Long story short, drive what car you want to drive.

recycled sixtie 03-05-2013 08:28 AM

Thank goodness for Tweeze to give this thread some closure. Hers was the best advice. Asking a woman about a woman's point of view....makes sense to me.:):)

Baz 03-05-2013 08:38 AM

Present company excluded, of course, on the comment "most Porsche owners are dicks."

Regarding Tweeze's post.....she underscores what I have been saying from the beginning....

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be who you are from the beginning
And the hell with the consequences! ;)

RANDY P 03-05-2013 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by speeder (Post 7309561)
I'm sorry but a woman caring about cars is the absolute last thing that would matter on my list. It's so hard to find perfect compatibility and mutual attraction in this crazy world, her sharing my weird hobbies/obsessions would be a non-issue. Most great relationships I've seen have a certain amount of autonomy in them, i.e. each person has their own life as well as their life together and I would expect my car hobby to be in the "own life" category. I haven't met many truly interesting women who give a shake about cars. There are exceptions to everything, of course, (including you perhaps), :), but I could care less about it.

I'd be much more concerned with making the wrong impression on some total catch of a chick. It is unfortunate that most people do not see a Porsche driver as some interesting, adventurous motor racing fan. They see him as tool who is looking for attention. I own them in spite of the image. It's not a good image. :cool:

+1- for me the car thing is a hobby- a personal hobby I for one don't want a GF that is rabid about cars.... It would suck having someone around who WAS EXACTLY THE SAME.

Autonomy is where it's at. Keeps things interesting. She has her things, I have my things, and we have our things...

rjp

EDIT- oh, and that means I don't need to listen to silly crap she wants to do to her car, and I don't need to spend money or time on it. It also means in high risk areas, we take her transportation appliance and my stuff stays home, safe.

RANDY P 03-05-2013 09:00 AM

One more thing too- the car hobby is best understood by other car people. In the real world, I don't want to advertise I'm into cars.

Ever see those Corvette dorks who must wear all the swag? or the Hillibilles with Ford swag head to toe? Would you ever do up your entire house with car garbage?

I don't. It's a private hobby. I raise an eyebrow on people who do that - even if I like their work..

rjp

ZOA NOM 03-05-2013 09:05 AM

Jeezus, if the OP isn't a basket case by now...

Did the date happen yet?

Jim Richards 03-05-2013 09:10 AM

First date. Take the Porsche?
 
OP conducting a social experiment? You guys getting paid for your participation? ;)

RANDY P 03-05-2013 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ZOA NOM (Post 7310219)
Jeezus, if the OP isn't a basket case by now...

Did the date happen yet?

+1 post pics of panties or it didn't happen. Or a bra will suffice if she's a no panties type of girl (one could only hope) ;)

rjp

speeder 03-05-2013 09:11 AM

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Jeezus, if the OP isn't a basket case by now...<br><br>Did the date happen yet?
He took the subway and he's still busy pulling the sheets out of his ass.

Laneco 03-05-2013 09:39 AM

If I were him and read this thread - I'd have taken a CAB! :D

angela

Joe Bob 03-05-2013 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Laneco (Post 7310279)
If I were him and read this thread - I'd have taken a CAB! :D

angela


Driven by a Ginger....


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FrankyV 03-05-2013 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by EMJ (Post 7310083)
I disagree. All types of folks are impressed with 30-year old Porsches, especially 911's and 930's. I think most guys who own these cars do so out of passion, not to "show off." And I'm always amused with the "new" Camry is more expensive argument. Plenty of 30-year old Porsches out there that cost well into the six figures....

Live near the trailer park do ya? :D Here in the DC area the girls are not impressed by even the newest and most expensive sports cars. BTW, no one is driving the six figure collectibles on dates, the OP is talking about a run of the mill 930, not really all that special.

scottmandue 03-05-2013 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by recycled sixtie (Post 7310146)
Thank goodness for Tweeze to give this thread some closure. Hers was the best advice. Asking a woman about a woman's point of view....makes sense to me.:):)

My post was kinda jesting... but kinda serious... asking a bunch of stranges on the internet dating advice? Probably a bad idea. Asking THIS bunch of strangers (ladies excluded) invatation to a train wreck!
IMHO
YMMV

RANDY P 03-05-2013 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SkankyFrank (Post 7310288)
Live near the trailer park do ya? :D Here in the DC area the girls are not impressed by even the newest and most expensive sports cars. BTW, no one is driving the six figure collectibles on dates, the OP is talking about a run of the mill 930, not really all that special.

Shoot, the gals I all chase only care about "new".. it's that simple. They couldn't care less about a 30 year old penis extension. They shun it.

With that said I don't give a **** what she thinks about my car. I used to drive a beat up rusty 69 Bug on dates now and then when I had a new Vette and a trick 67 Camaro in the garage. She don't like it? She can walk.

People in general these days (men and women alike) are pretty superficial and somewhat dim and don't see value in nostalgia. Opinions come from idiot friends, the TV and anything pop related. THey don't appreciate the work that goes into something like art, or a vintage car.

I just "yeah yeah" until I get my way, then once hooked, we take my car, like it or not. To hell with what your GF's and idiot boy-friends think about it. They can KMA- they are usually morons who only understand the latest crap they see on TV or FB.

rjp

RANDY P 03-05-2013 10:27 AM

PS I'll make her ride in a ElCamino or an IROC Camaro if she don't like it too bad... :)


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