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FrankyV 03-06-2013 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speeder (Post 7312331)
Wait a minute...997S paint-to-sample in BMW Estoril Blue?? Pictures please!

Happy to oblige but I don't think it is the same as the BMW version
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1362600191.jpg
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1362600214.jpg

RWebb 03-06-2013 11:38 AM

what would have happend if he HAD driven the "Porsh"??

intakexhaust 03-06-2013 12:17 PM

Imagine some owner with this thing telling a first date its just a VW.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1362604615.jpg

Noah930 03-06-2013 01:20 PM

So what are you taking when you meet up with the dance chick?

911 Rod 03-06-2013 01:26 PM

First Date conversation..

Conversation starts with the lady asking the man if he drinks..

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: 3 six packs

Lady: How much per six pack

Man: about $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900.
In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your f######g Ferrari?

Jim Richards 03-06-2013 02:00 PM

That's hilarious. :D

rnln 03-11-2013 11:06 PM

hahah hohoho :loL: this is so funny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 911 Rod (Post 7312885)
First Date conversation..

Conversation starts with the lady asking the man if he drinks..

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: 3 six packs

Lady: How much per six pack

Man: about $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900.
In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your f######g Ferrari?



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