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what would have happend if he HAD driven the "Porsh"??
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Imagine some owner with this thing telling a first date its just a VW.
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So what are you taking when you meet up with the dance chick?
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First Date conversation..
Conversation starts with the lady asking the man if he drinks.. Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: 3 six packs Lady: How much per six pack Man: about $10.00 Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct? Man: Correct Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct? Man: Correct Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink? Lady: No Man: Where's your f######g Ferrari? |
That's hilarious. :D
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hahah hohoho :loL: this is so funny.
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