Hubs is an ass man.. The boobs came later. I've always appreciated a nice set because I'd never had one. You can fake "ok" boobs.. You can't fake an "ok" ass.

This post is worthless without pictures! ;)

Scott

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Ok, who has a picture of their rear end just sitting around?

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That is the greatest compliment EVER! But funny thing is you never have met me. Maybe I am a grouchy old shrew that can fake it over the Internet. ;)

Well, we will have to meet one day and you can make your own judgement.

You know how hard it is to take pictures of your own ass? I've had a deployed husband... I've tried... It's hard!

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That's my point. I have no pictures of my butt. I think I have one where I am standing far away from the camera and in cargo pants. CARGO PANTS. That isn't attractive. :)

Tweeze, I'm one town over and have a camera.

Just sayin'....

:D

Don't listen to him, we can take our own butt pictures... And make sure there are flattering!

Tweeze, I can send Dr. Phil over anytime to take photos of your butt...He's very useful...

Just video call me... walk away from the camera, I'll take the pictures from a remote location... ;)

But you don't drive a mustang so....

j/k Paul

Nope, I don't think a grouchy old shrew could fool us all long term.

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Fatty Fatty Boom Booom ;)

I guess I'm an ass man as well.

My friends all say, "You're an ass, man".

Apologies to Rodney Dangerfield

That's funny right there.

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Ha ha!!! He is. He has actually seen my rear. In jeans, before all of you go nuts. Get his assessment.

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Video call? FaceTime? Yeah, coming from the guy that gave out my number. ;) You have seen my rear too! In leggings I think. I can't remember.

Here fixed it for ya Tweeze :D

Why do you think I mentioned the video call... Certainly wouldn't mind seeing it again... ;)

My GF has a small band and big cup and hates them. I shop with her and I kinda get why - clothing that fits her either looks like it's gonna rip open, is a giant frumpy bag, or makes her look like she's on her way to a porn set, and she has to settle for slightly wrong bra sizes (bigger band, smaller cup) because her actual size is rare as hen's teeth unless you go to a specialty store or one that caters to certain ethnic groups that tend to have sizing more like hers. (Oddly enough Japanese brands work really well, so we go to that part of town.) She wants to get them reduced some day, and despite the fact that I enjoy them as they are I won't argue just because I see how much of a pain in the butt they are.

Yes you can. Yoga pants. God bless the man or woman who invented yoga pants :)

How do yoga pants flatter a derrière? They seem pretty demanding, to me.

I think I scanned the thread pretty well. No much mention of breast augmentation.

I believe it is a mix of size inflation and an increase of breast augmentation. Most women that get their breasts enlarged likely go for +2 or more sizes up. You'd imagine that this increases the average significantly.

I am relying on you JYL to pull the data to back up my theory. I.e. how many breast augmentations in the us vs. total adult women population? (I should not project SoCal on the rest of the country, otherwise I would not even worry about data!).

G

Heh, actually SoCal has nothing on Dallas. My GF's from there, and likes to tell stories about every private school type getting a pair for their sweet 16, and then going to the mall in low-cut dresses to show them off. Sure enough, when I've been there I've seen exactly that phenomenon.

16? That's nuts...

I think it is exaggerated. I do not know the percentage of women with fake boobs in the US, but I but it is under 10%. Not all women with small boobs see the need to have them increased.

It isn't the size, but what you do with it. I've dated from nips only to OMG! If you have a good sense of style and can find appropriate clothing, a woman can look good no matter what.

Disagree, I've seen many asses walking around at the gym in yoga pants and mine gets a lot more stares than the flat ones in the same pants.

The only women I know with fake boobs are moms with the same post bf'ing emptiness and accompanying insecurity. Mine were actually fine after the first but, the second did them in. My stomach went unscathed so I guess you can't win them all. :)

My wife was a 34C and at 5'11", she was perfectly proportioned. Three kids later, she was a deflated A cup and irritated. She stays in shape and everything else is perfect. Now she is a large 34C again and happy as can be.

My daughter who is a total smart a55 told my wife how lucky she was that she can use her belt as a bra. I ducked and covered on that one.

Yep, no amount of exercise can fix deflated boobs and its frustrating, especially for those of us that have stayed in shape despite kids.

truly a matter of perspective - we have bought into the American version of perfect breast. IMO, a women who is happy and confident and is in shape is beautiful regardless of diameter and aspect ratio...not into balogna nipples though...

amen!

All these post and only one picture.......of an old broad......!!!!!!

She is 52 and looks 35. She's worked out four times a week regularly since she was in her early 30's. all she wanted was to have back what she had before and that small change coupled with all the other things she does to live a great life, provide just that. Plus, I don't mind at all! (Of course no bologna nipples or pancake areoles).

Nothing wrong with deflated boobs. Natural has a lot going for it.
Nothing wrong with (saline) implants either if that's what makes you happy.

I'm bald but would I ever wear a hair piece? ... No ;)

You obviously didn't take the quiz I posted earlier.

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Wow, Lubey, this is the best thing you have ever written. I wholeheartedly agree. When I have travelled to other countries, it is interesting to examine their definition of beauty. Even when I went back to visit my birthplace, Vietnam, I was not considered attractive. Too big. Too tan. Too tall. If I started analyzing what was "wrong" with my body, goodness! I don't understand why some women, my sisters and mother included, would spend money to "improve" their bodies that I find natural, gives them their own look, real. But they don't understand me. A woman who is fine with a small chest and would rather spend that money on travel. That is why I say, don't try to understand. Like what you like. Do what you like. You will never understand why one man is a butt man and the other is a boob man. I just try to find the butt men and continue to use my money on travel. :) And it's true. In the past, I have found many men that didn't care that I had little ones. They said my personality and my "whole package" is what made me hot. Sometimes I think women get caught up in the details and that men usually look at the whole picture. They don't give a crap about the pretty pearl on the lace that's on the right side of the thong she is wearing. She just looks way hot in it! :)

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Hubs was happy with deflated but, he was happy that I was happier afterward.

Everyone has a type for sure, I don't like big muscles... So go figure I married a guy with big muscles. :)