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So true. It used to be that girls would go through that awkward stage in high school, but nowadays they're finished budding in junior high, and ready for the dance pole by 17. I used to tell my daughter she couldn't have pool parties at our house. It was disturbing how developed 8th graders were. There's definitely something in the food.
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I'm so glad I don't have daughters
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If mine had been the first, she'd have been an only child. I just thank God she has two older brothers to do my dirty work.
My wife's favorite story: We had the two boys, one a toddler and the other about 4 years old when we decided to get out of the Navy and start our lives. The plan was to finish up some college and get degrees, so we figured we'd pause the baby-making until we were done with that, so I let the Navy cut me just before I got out, and stored some "essence" at the Swedish Hospital sperm bank in Seattle. Fast-forward to the following year, and our lovely daughter is born, on April Fool's Day. So I head down to the local (non-military) nut cracker and have the procedure done AGAIN! Still not sure what the Navy guy snipped. And we don't know what we'd ever have done without the Princess of the Universe.
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They can get started on their career early. Used to be they weren't ready for the pole until 19-20 and without bolt-ons were through by 35. Now, start at 17 get pumped up at 30, 40, 50, and 60. A 21st century woman can enjoy stripping as a lifetime career all thanks to modern science.
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Can you feel the difference? I've only played with the real ones, as far as I know.
And yes, I work in Hollywood, but I've been married almost 30 years.
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I only squeeze hard on the pointy part, so I guess I'm OK to handle enhanced boobage.
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