Oh No! Not another oil thread!!!!:eek:

Baby oil is fun for two in the shower even at my age.

Whose was it?

Between turbine engines and too many explosions my hearing is mostly gone.

Need to wear "reading" glasses

Basically want to choke the life out of politicians and todays generation of "gimme" kids

Right hip has lost over 50% range of motion

Knees are fine

Drink like a fish because I can (made sure with Dr that I could drink with all my meds)

Smoke cigars

There is lots more...but why go into all that shizzle

Just lost 27 lb so I do feel better, but still have failing joints...two replacements so far...looking at a third soon. Short term memory is shot. Deaf as a post w/o hearing aids. Last year broke a lumbar vertebra from osteoporosis.. Same plumbing problems as the rest of you. Way too many of my friends with terminal diseases... Naps are no longer optional.

OTOH, I find that people/women in the general public are nicer to older people...a pleasant thing indeed.

A friggin heavy box! Forgot to lift with the legs.

Oh!

My mistake, sir.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Yeah, but thanks for the positive karma thoughts!;)

Maybe next time.

i can fart a lot better now then when i was 18 , 18 years ago.
i'm talking quality AND quantity