In my defense I would like to point out that my 'MFing P of S' exclamations are ALWAYS directed at an inanimate object.

I work at a science museum... when one of our high tech exhibits dies a horrible death and my supervisor asks me how it is going...

In my best Andy Griffith accent I say "That dog won't hunt!"

An ex-g/f (raised in Alabama) had a ton of them:
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"You don't know your ass from a Texaco station." (She said that to me often)
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"Tighter than Dick's hat band."
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If I ever drove too casusally (fast) for her: "I just sucked half the stuffing out of my bucket seat."
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She was a hoot. :D

everythings chicken but the gravy

jump'n jesus on a pogo stick!

One I never really understood but it was said by some deep woods rural friends long ago to fill dead air: "Jesus wept & Moses crept under the bed for matches"

Ian

Got any old or local expressions of....
 

Hot diiggity?

God dam it to hell
Jesus Christ on a stick
Well I'll be
He's 3 bricks short of a load
He's 3 fries short of a happy meal
Worthless as tits on a boar hog

I worked with a non swearer who said, "Sunny beaches."

I'm not near as polite.

I like the Brit's "bloody hell." But if I hit my finger with a hammer, it will take a full 30 seconds before I have expired every expression I know and none of them are printable.The F-word is used as an adjective, an adverb, a direct object and a connector as well as an outright verb. Might even get in the use of f as a noun. Pity the neighbors.

But a great word.

That's about as funny as dead babies.

Flustrated. Many of the locals think it's an actual word.

Not to hi-jack but following on, this has been around for some time now..........

the word **** - YouTube

Cheers
JB

The one i still don't understand. My mom used alot. " believe you me"

Common in my family too, and it doesn't make sense to me either.

Doh !

My friend's father used to say, "Hot dang you all I swear!" Sound more like, "Hot dang you all ah swar."

in an undesireable situation...Awwww, F*** Me.

to an uncooperative inanimate object, usually in the garage...You Whore!

used to hear C'est la Vie a lot down here

"couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle"

'"tighter than a bull's azz in fly time."

"That person is as useless as tits on a boar"


"Six or one half dozen of another".........(means it just doesn't matter)

That will buff right out

It's hotter than the hubs of hell