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imcarthur 03-22-2013 05:54 AM

"While no one knows when beverage alcohol was first used, it was presumably the result of a fortuitous accident that occurred at least tens of thousands of years ago. However, the discovery of late Stone Age beer jugs has established the fact that intentionally fermented beverages existed at least as early as the Neolithic period (cir. 10,000 B.C.) (Patrick, 1952, pp. 12-13), and it has been suggested that beer may have preceded bread as a staple (Braidwood et al, 1953; Katz and Voigt, 1987); wine clearly appeared as a finished product in Egyptian pictographs around 4,000 B.C. (Lucia, 1963a, p. 216)." see Potsdam

Ian

asphaltgambler 03-22-2013 06:00 AM

Remember, a drink always tastes better with a steering wheel in your hands!

Hawkeye's-911T 03-22-2013 09:25 AM

A nice cold Heineken or a wee dram - life is good

BK911 03-22-2013 09:33 AM

I will stop drinking as soon as MJ is legal in TN.

scottmandue 03-22-2013 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWebb (Post 7343261)
he went to France for the women

Men are the new women

RWebb 03-22-2013 12:56 PM

you live in California

kach22i 03-22-2013 01:49 PM

If too much exercise is bad for you then why..................

72doug2,2S 03-22-2013 02:37 PM

Drink driving doesn't mix. Please keep to the one drink per wheel rule

1) 4 wheels = 4 drinks
2) 1 steering wheel = 1 drink
3) 1 spare tire (wheel) = 1 drink

9dreizig 03-22-2013 02:47 PM

Because ugly women need loving too!!!

Buckterrier 03-22-2013 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 9dreizig (Post 7345014)
Because ugly women need loving too!!!

And fat ones. Oh and ugly fat ones!

Jferr006 03-22-2013 03:39 PM

Because I am 10x as awesome to myself when I am drinking...obviously :D

...Drunk women are perfectly acceptable as long as they aren't stupid, annoying drunk, just uninhibited , yes!-I-will-sleep-with-you drunk.

Outback Porsche 03-22-2013 04:19 PM

Giggity *faint*

rnln 03-22-2013 06:05 PM

alrighttt... I will quit smoke and start getting drunk ;) :lol:
wait a min, do you throw up when you are drunk?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jferr006 (Post 7345094)
Because I am 10x as awesome to myself when I am drinking...obviously :D

...Drunk women are perfectly acceptable as long as they aren't stupid, annoying drunk, just uninhibited , yes!-I-will-sleep-with-you drunk.


Jferr006 03-22-2013 06:09 PM

I think getting pukey drunk qualifies as annoying :)... But what do I know... I'm on glass 2..

dafischer 03-22-2013 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by rnln (Post 7345334)
wait a min, do you throw up when you are drunk?

Only if you (or a witness) remembers. If not, never happened.:D

Joe Bob 03-23-2013 07:03 AM

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Joe Bob 03-23-2013 07:09 AM

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mreid 03-23-2013 07:16 AM

I'm still a drinker because someone invented tequila

Joe Bob 03-23-2013 07:18 AM

One tequila, two tequilya, three tekiquilla.......FLOOR....

ckelly78z 03-23-2013 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 7345876)

This girl needs a whole roll of instant win scratch off tickets !.........and beer.......yea, tickets and beer !


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