what Would You Do If A Kid Took a Poop On Your Driveway?
 

Prehaps a harmless prank but I found out tonight that a kid my son knows (not a friend but an aquantance) took a dump in my driveway 2 weeks ago.

I caught a few doing 'door bell ditching'. One of the neighbors was one and he told my son today that another boy left a dump. I thought it was a dog.

I have every reason to think the boy is telling the truth - while he is a kid that will spin a tale he is also one that will rat out any one.

So...what to do, what to do...

Do nothing for now. That kid is psychopathic, so just watch and wait.

you could always go ape **** crazy on him
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Laugh

Poop in his shoes....

I break with thee
I break with thee
I break with thee
And then you throw dog poop on her shoes

SmileWavy

Rub his nose in it..

I am giggling at the idea of you finding a growler in the driveway and marveling at the size before washing it with the hose. I need to grow up but I am amused as hell.

You could introduce your son to the flaming bag of doo doo, the advanced version of doorbell ditching.

We doorbell ditched a neighbor one time. I hid under the car and nearly crapped myself when he came out with a gun. We never hit his house again.

Set up a wildlife camera from Cabela's and take a picture of him doing it. Then post it on the internet for everyone to point fingers and laugh at him.

http://www.mondomedia.com/games/flaming-bag-of-poo/

That is the best idea yet. Have the neighborhood kids entice him to do it again, and then post to his facebook page.

Return the favor... Chow down some corn a few days in a row coupled in with some NY strips.
Leave it on his property, bicycle, car, skateboard, whatever..... Just DON'T get caught.

This made me laugh my a** off. I have a good friend who leaves his turds all over the place. His top victims - lefties, Pittsburgh Steeler fans & Guido's. I have personally seem him leave his calling card on at least two taxi cab hoods, a few pick up beds (Steeler logo.... tisk, tisk) & front lawns with the 'vote for O' sign in the grass. I haven't watched anything on television that comes even close to the laughter produced when watching the victim make the discovery.

Sorry.

talk to his parents

Disturbing to imagine...

At least he didn't take a dump in paper bag, put it on your front porch, light it on fire and ring your doorbell.

I'd keep an eye on him, find a time to say something in passing to him that you know he pinched a loaf on your drive, without others overhearing.

How would that conversation go? Hello Mr .... my name is Lubemaster and your kid has been ....

That kid needs help, or a backhander, or both.

He could have dropped a deuce in your pool. Just saying, it could've been worse.

Kid seems a little young to have read much of your work............:p just kidding!

It happens all the time in this town, and it's not always kids, nor in your driveway. It's happens often in populated public places (such as a bank or a store). I once had turds spread on one of my cars, and It was quite evident that it was done with a finger or two. WTF?

It's called a lack of respect, for yourself and others and really require some serious attitude adjustment (corporal punishment).

Good idea but I would write a letter to his parents. That way they can't act out at you when you tell them what happened. Often patents make really poor decisions when confronted with such info about their "lovely little darling" :rolleyes:

If they do nothing then feel sorry for the kid. Doing nothing usually means a lack of care.

Watch, maybe the kid will post here:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/743829-dirty-secrets-nobody-talks-about.html

Dunno, maybe beat the **** out of his father?

When I was a kid I left a log in the fireplace of a family I didn't like. It was awesome!

It could be worse....

That reminds me of a friend of ours way back who left her car unlocked in a shopping mall parking lot. Somebody needed a dump and did it in her front car seat.

Maybe the offender has it in for you and lacked the words to say it to you!
Hose it down and move on.

My question is...do you take TP with you to finish the job, or do you have to do the underwear and pants around ankles shuffle afterwards?

"I'm not here, to cause no trouble
I'm just here to do the toilet paper shuffle!"

While I think it's terribly amusing, the bag of flaming **** on the door step is much more offensive and dangerous but at 16 years old I guess one doesn't think of the risks.

Hose it down and wait for the next trauma.

That could be a Seinfeld episode! :D

Heh I think it's hilarious. I could never do it though.. performance anxiety. my kids will grow up never being able to enjoy a "prank" everything is illegal now and even pissing in publical gets you a sex offender registration... Dear America, lighten the f**k up.

I think you need a new friend. :)

Janet, so what would you do? Laugh it off? Pull a 'Sammy Nutty" on Daddy?

In the past we have been TP'd by friends and door bell ditch ing is benign and common place but dropping trow in my drive is crossing a line IMO. (and thats from me...a guy with few boundries!)

Well since I have a sense of humor but, am still an adult, I'd find the kids car/house and pay some other dumb teenager $20 to take a dump on his. Sh*+ for shat :)

Lols... Why am I not surprised that YOU did something like this ;)

Then write his parents a letter... Let them deal with it.

If I wasn't a lady, I'd come sh*+ on the lawns of all you party poopers, no pun inteded. :D

According to my son, the worst punishment the kid could receive is spending a few hours with me listening to one of my famous lectures on the state of humanity, the ills of our culture and the eventual demise of western civilization as we know it all focused around my axioms of the human condition!

Damn... I getting slow... that is what I would do...

I hope you get as big a laugh someday when this guy gets busted, spends the night in jail, and has to pay a hefty fine...

In theory it is a good idea yet the chances of a repeat offense is small considering that the kid knows I know because the other kid who ratted him out let other kids know.

I actually don't think anything else will happen for sometime.

Funny, one of the kids that was there told my Son that "your dad is slow, he didn't even run after us!" My Son took a look at the kid and said "That cross around your neck, your a Christian? Real Christian move watching one of your friends taker a dump in my driveway and ringing our bell at midnight...ya, go tell that to your Church on Sunday!"

FWIW my Son does the youth stuff at Church...

I do stuff at church too...

Your son should have said "yeah my dad is slow... but the pellets in his shotgun are fast."

I kid! I kid!

I actually found the original story of a kid doing this amusing... youthful foolishness... an adult doing this? Not so much.