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stomachmonkey 04-27-2013 06:04 AM

Monkey Nuts Pulled
 
Sigh, the world has gone mad.

"A supermarket chain has been forced to withdraw bags of nuts - for failing to declare they may contain nuts."

BBC News - Store pulls monkey nuts from shelves over 'peanut warning'

pete3799 04-27-2013 06:08 AM

Yup.....we're doomed.

Rick V 04-27-2013 06:32 AM

Holy crap that was close. I would hate to see someone eat something that is labeled as nuts if they were allergic to nuts.
I know there is a lesbian joke in there somewhere I just can't quite finger it...................

widebody911 04-27-2013 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick V (Post 7410147)
Holy crap that was close. I would hate to see someone eat something that is labeled as nuts if they were allergic to nuts.
I know there is a lesbian joke in there somewhere I just can't quite finger it...................

As a lesbian who is allergic to nuts, I'm offended by that!

UconnTim97 04-27-2013 07:22 AM

We are domed!

widebody911 04-27-2013 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stomachmonkey (Post 7410117)
Sigh, the world has gone mad.

I guess you could say the world has gone.. /puts on sunlasses/ nuts

kach22i 04-27-2013 07:33 AM

That's nuts!

Laneco 04-27-2013 10:08 AM

You guys don't even want to know what went through my mind when I saw the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled..."

I'm going to have to burn that mental image out with Vodka.

angela

onlycafe 04-27-2013 11:07 AM

breaking news...hot coffee is hot!

herr_oberst 04-27-2013 11:09 AM

In related news, too much beer will get you drunk and fat.

KevinTodd 04-27-2013 01:25 PM

I thought this was a "zoo-related" post.........

legion 04-27-2013 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laneco (Post 7410365)
You guys don't even want to know what went through my mind when I saw the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled..."

I'm going to have to burn that mental image out with Vodka.

angela

My guess was that the OP got snipped.

scottmandue 04-27-2013 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laneco (Post 7410365)
You guys don't even want to know what went through my mind when I saw the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled..."

I'm tired... I'm at work when I should be home...

But every time I look at the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled..." can't help but chuckle...

I said but... huh... huh, huh...

Laneco 04-27-2013 07:27 PM

What's even funnier than the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled" is that the OP was "Stomachmonkey."

I mean you can't even MAKE stuff up as abstract as Pelican Off-Topic.

angela

tederth 04-27-2013 07:46 PM

I would hate to see someone eat something that is labeled as nuts if they were allergic to nuts.http://pjal.info/h.jpg

BXR12NT 04-28-2013 12:31 AM

My daughter shares a house with a lesbian couple, one is allergic to fish. Oh the irony.

KFC911 04-28-2013 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laneco (Post 7410365)
You guys don't even want to know what went through my mind when I saw the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled..."

I'm going to have to burn that mental image out with Vodka.

angela

There just ain't enough vodka on the planet!!! "Monkey Nuts Pulled", started by "StomachMONKEY", I didn't dare click on it yesterday...figured it might be safe by now :D

KFC911 04-28-2013 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laneco (Post 7411056)
What's even funnier than the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled" is that the OP was "Stomachmonkey."

I mean you can't even MAKE stuff up as abstract as Pelican Off-Topic.

angela

Didn't read far enough before my last post...:p

cashflyer 04-28-2013 05:51 AM

Now there will be a rush by collectors to get bags of "pre-ban" nuts.

wdfifteen 04-28-2013 12:53 PM

Wait a minute ... You go to the store and buy a bag of Monkey Nuts expecting a mouth watering abundance of dried simian gonads and you find out they are really peanuts? That's not right. There should be a law.


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