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Monkey Nuts Pulled
Sigh, the world has gone mad.
"A supermarket chain has been forced to withdraw bags of nuts - for failing to declare they may contain nuts." BBC News - Store pulls monkey nuts from shelves over 'peanut warning'
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Yup.....we're doomed.
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I'm with Bill
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Holy crap that was close. I would hate to see someone eat something that is labeled as nuts if they were allergic to nuts.
I know there is a lesbian joke in there somewhere I just can't quite finger it...................
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That's nuts!
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You guys don't even want to know what went through my mind when I saw the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled..."
I'm going to have to burn that mental image out with Vodka. angela
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breaking news...hot coffee is hot!
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In related news, too much beer will get you drunk and fat.
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I thought this was a "zoo-related" post.........
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But every time I look at the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled..." can't help but chuckle... I said but... huh... huh, huh...
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What's even funnier than the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled" is that the OP was "Stomachmonkey."
I mean you can't even MAKE stuff up as abstract as Pelican Off-Topic. angela
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I would hate to see someone eat something that is labeled as nuts if they were allergic to nuts.
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My daughter shares a house with a lesbian couple, one is allergic to fish. Oh the irony.
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Now there will be a rush by collectors to get bags of "pre-ban" nuts.
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Wait a minute ... You go to the store and buy a bag of Monkey Nuts expecting a mouth watering abundance of dried simian gonads and you find out they are really peanuts? That's not right. There should be a law.
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