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Just had a massage and I swear she kneaded my ass.
My wife bought me a 1.5 hr massage treat from a hoity-toity spa in Napa. Nice atmosphere, not commercialized at all. I have not had a massage in 15 years and don't remember taking my skivvies off then. My wife said to go ahead and take them off because I won't be fully exposed during the treatment plus the oils will ruin my boxers so I took 'em off. She was right in that I wasn't ever completely exposed, just half my body at a time. I swear when I was face down, the masseuse's hands came way up from my hamstrings to my buns! I told my wife this and she said it must have imagined it.
Has anyone else had this happen to them? I'm not complaining, just surprised as hell. I gave her a 20% tip, btw. |
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And you question or complain?
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Did she give ya a reach around to?
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06-09-2013, 06:43 PM
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It was a "she" wasn't it....
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It moved!
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Was that your reward for making it safely back from Portland?
(and, yes, the best professional muscle massage I ever had, she kneaded my bare ass and it felt GREAT!)
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Nothing wrong with that. All part of a good massage. Your butt is just muscles.
Except for the middle bit. That should be left alone during a massage. I think you have to pay extra for the middle bit.  angela
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Definitely was a she. The middle wasn't touched, no reach around. Mr Happy did not move - too shy. Not a reward for safe return from OR but an early Father's Day gift. Not complaining at all; maybe just bragging a little.
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06-09-2013, 07:09 PM
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Was his name Raymond?
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06-09-2013, 07:12 PM
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When I was taking clients to spa days, it was 50/50 with CA spas much more touchy than NY or Chicago.
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Cute, petite Russian girl with strong hands. I should've tipped her more!
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Ah Russian girls.....I love the way they pronounce bushes.....BOOOOSHES!
Definitely worth a bigger tip.
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Strong. Like Russian Vooman.
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Yeah had my first ever full body massage this winter down in Jamaica. I started with my skivvies on as well!!! Was a little shocked that they wanted them off!!!! The butt massage actually wasn't the worst part.... that was when she moved my nuts over to the side to get right up the inner thigh!!!!
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Massage fingers crawling up your inner thigh can be alarming to the uninitiated.
. I'm due for my routine foot massage this week...now that's a great feeling for days. I also like my forearms massaged.
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Yep, totally normal, as stated, the butt is just a big muscle
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06-09-2013, 08:12 PM
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I can't believe this isn't a vash thread given the title...
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06-09-2013, 08:23 PM
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lol. Thanks for the compliment!
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06-09-2013, 09:04 PM
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Well he probably did, just sayin'....
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