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Never tell your SO her mother is HOT
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Do not forget to wear gloves when chopping hot peppers.
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When the officer asks why you were speeding, don't tell him you missed seeing the sign because you had too much to drink.
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Don't tell your insurance company, that you were stunt driving.
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do not ever share an umbrella with another man.
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don't cut the tag off the mattress
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don't spit in the wind
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Do not reply to this thread.
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Don't post the results of a sporting contest in the headline.
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Eat yellow snow. You guys missed the obvious. Sheesh.
Avoid the poopsicle in January. Tell your SO that your ex is really hot. Miss your downshift in the curve! Swallow your seltzer tablet. Mess around with Slim. |
Don't put a deck screw in your mouth, after the open box has been sitting in the sun all day...
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Don't drive a Miata
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EVEN IF IT IS STILL WRAPPED IN PLASTIC, never take a free matress off the street corner -
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Don't lean against your black pick 'em up after the same. |
My old Dodge pickup only has partial door panels ala old school stuff and the top of the inside of the door is dark blue metal. Yeah don't throw your arm out the window in the summertime
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Tug on Superman's cape.
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Don't touch a burning dog.
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Don't ever send food back in a chain restaurant.......
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Don't, under any circumstance, tell your SO her daughter is hot.
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