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The Officail Do Not Thread
I'll start.
Do not chop jalapeņos before putting in your contact lenses. |
Do not spell official wrong in a thread title. :)
Do not chop jalapeņos and use the bathroom prior to washing your hands. Do not sit down before checking for toilet paper, especially after eating the aforementioned jalapeņos. |
Don't ask what kind of toilet a person has.
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Do not ever solder while naked.:eek:
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Do not store K-Y and BenGay in the same drawer.
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Do not tell her that in fact, they do make her ass look big.
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Do not misspell "Official":D
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Do not eat hot jerk chicken and touch your wife in her privates w/o washing your hands.
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Do not go #1 in the middle of applying herculiner to your truck bed without properly cleaning your hands first.
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Do not pee in a poison oak infested woods.
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Do not eat tacos from a truck parked near an animal shelter...
Don't go #2 on a tuna boat ... |
Do not trust a fart while in the shower with your wife.
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Don't drink milk after eating a grapefruit, don't chop horseradish root indoors, don't date a girl with an adam's apple.
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Don't squirt lighter fluid on a burning fire directly from the container.
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Don't eat the large breath mint in the urinal.
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Don't tell your SO that her sister is hot.
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...... Do not run in the rain :rolleyes: Fell on my a$$ on Wednesday, smashed up my elbow and wrecked my laptop. SmileWavy |
Don't trust which way the tree will fall when using a chainsaw.
Don't buy the 'No rust, never driven in rain, low miles' car without a PPI |
sc_rufctr - Sincerely hope you didn't smash the elbow too badly. You won't like the rehab.
Never feed the seagulls from the bow of the ferry boat. Actually, never feed the seagulls. |
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