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[fastfredracing]

I went out and bought a nice used bedroom set for our spare bedroom today . The lady on the phone sounded very sweet. I was not prepared for what I was about to see. I get there, and this woman is a total smokewagon. You know the kind, she was so pretty that I felt a little nervous talking to her. Thoughts of an un pure nature filled my head as I followed her up the stairs.
Nice furniture, as described, I pay, and her and her husband help me load it, and I drive away.
As I was driving home, I kept thinking about what a beautiful woman she was.
I get home, and do the one man unload the truck trick, and when I nearly tipped the dresser over, some of the drawers fell out. Along with them came these.

[Rick V]

Sleep well tonight Fred


Beth even got a good laugh at that one/

[vash]

God, i hope those arent HIS!

[pete3799]

Do they fit?

[74-911]

gonna return em ?

[Gogar]

Sell 'em on Craigslist. You'll probably break even for what you spent on the dresser.

[URY914]

Clean?

[tweezers74]

I hope she was prettier than her underwear. Those are ugly as.....

[matt f]

[QUOTE=tweezers74;7609298]I hope she was prettier than her underwear. Those are ugly as.....[/

Sooooo....What do pretty underwear look like?

[weseeeee]

Such a bargain!

[Baz]

Did they pass the sniff test?

I think she's hitting on you, Fred.....

[VINMAN]

Originally Posted by vash

God, i hope those arent HIS!

LMAO! Just take the wind outta Fred's sails, why don't ya!!

[Rick Lee]

Go to the "missed connections" page on CL and see if she has a post there describing your meeting.

[Racerbvd]

You are short one

[regency]

Those are made outta Fruit Roll........tasty.

1973 911 T MFI Coupe, Aubergine

Steve

[look 171]

finally you have something to hang in the shop.

[juliaabna]

You'll probably break even for what you spent on the dresser.

[look 171]

Now that you had a bit of time to think about it, I take it back and see the look on her is worth the trip. Hopefully he wouldn't be there to retrieve his underwear.

[Bill Douglas]

I'd get back on craigslist and buy a pair of rubber gloves.

[Jim Bremner]

Kinda on the same track...My Ex wife found a pair of Ladies underwear behind our headboard!

After an hour of her screaming and yelling at me I got her calmed down and over to her sister's house who babysat for us. Said sister confessed to boinking her boyfriend in our bed and NO! I wasn't her boyfriend!