A wedding procession to remember, not

[masraum]

Hmm, I guess they thought it would be funny?

Most WT Walk Down the Aisle Ever! - Dave Ryan Show

[Rick V]

Gives Hippies a bad name

[Crowbob]

Pity the groom, pity the groom!

[widgeon13]

Great, just the way I want to remember our wedding. She must be a real winner.

[bivenator]

looks like a baby bump in the last few frames, I skipped to the end.

[masraum]

Originally Posted by bivenator

looks like a baby bump in the last few frames, I skipped to the end.

Could be, I thought she just had a beer gut.

[bivenator]

I am guessing it was the grooms family grimacing and covering the kids ears.

Went to a wedding in an old church in NYC. The groom entered through the double doors in a cloud of theatre fog, flashing lights and the KISS song that begins "You wanted the best". There was not a dry eye in the house.

[Rick V]

When Beth and I got married I tried to get the chick playing the organ to play The Emperors March when she came down the isle.
Beth was not amused

[RWebb]

[unclebilly]

How long is that marriage going to last?

[Outback Porsche]

Myself and Sharyn 'waltz' to Talking Heads, Road to Nowhere.

Still on that road.

[weseeeee]

Classy.....NOT!!!

[masraum]

I don't have a problem with using an unusual song, but the lyrics to this one, sung by the bride are a bit much for an event like a wedding full of family between the ages of 8 and 80.

THis isn't quite the entire song, and I had to edit some words to post it here.

"Crazy Witch"

All right!

Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting frackin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

Hey
You're crazy witch
But you frack so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're crazy witch
But you frack so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Take it off, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, uh
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

Hey
You're crazy witch
But you frack so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're crazy witch
But you frack so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Get the video
frack you so good
Get the video
frack you so good

.... (I think you get the point)

[notmytarga]

Two thoughts -
Lots of empty chairs near the front....no shows?. ....Who had to sit in the back?

What are the odds that despite her willing association with "fracking" she becomes an unwilling mate in a few years?

[Crowbob]

Usually VIP's sit in front; baby mommas, baby daddies, bro's n' ho's, friends of the nuptialers, families the nuptiates still talk to, that sort of crowd.

The back seats are distant relatives and friends looking to justify free beer as payment for going to the ceremony.

[plumb4u2]

You guys who said "pity the groom" should watch again!!

He is wearing a bandana and dancing along with her
The guy who is marrying them is wearing a matching bandana

I think this is a match made in heaven

The one guy in the audience with the young son looked like he was pissed

[slakjaw]

Wtf. Dudes. That was pretty gross.

[Esel Mann]

Hey different strokes for different folks.

I liked that guy trying to cover his son's ears. That was priceless. We know who wears pants in that family.

[aigel]

I don't like weddings. This one at least looks like there may have been a good party afterwards!

Regarding strong language - who are you kidding? Any 8 y/o in the country knows these words. It is all about understanding that you can't use them, especially in school and formal situations. Instead of covering your kid's ears, explain it to them.

G

[DonDavis]

Let me bust out my prognosticating skillz. This could be the groom's words in a relatively short amount of time.



Or not. He was sporting a bandana as well as the guy officiating the ceremony. Birds of feather?
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