CL find--- the Ultimate 540I- PERFECTED!!

[RANDY P]

210K on the car.. what a bargain for $5999!!

(Side note- I paid LESS for my 2003 540I M-sport (blk/blk) a few mos. ago- and it had 140K on it- clean)

[vash]

Originally Posted by pete3799

He forgot the.....BUT WAIT!.....part.

LOL!

BUT WAIT!! buy now and we will double the offer. you get TWO, not one, count them..1..2..perfected..........ACT NOW!

this offer expires after the 1st 30 orders..
(shipping and handling charges will apply)

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by RANDY P

210K on the car.. what a bargain for $5999!!

(Side note- I paid LESS for my 2003 540I M-sport (blk/blk) a few mos. ago- and it had 140K on it- clean)

Yeah, but you didn't get a DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY ENGINE!

[BlueSkyJaunte]

Don't forget the free sheepskin.

Ew.

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by dtw

It enhances my confidence in a transaction, knowing that the seller has used the Best and Most Expensive FREON.

Sounds legit.

he liked my CL ad and he called me, "bro."

[McLovin]

You haters are just jealous, that ad is poetry.

"It also uses the special additive that minimizes friction to a fraction."

[Mrmerlin]

Perfected for posterity

PERFECTED 1995 BMW 540 E34 - with a DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY ENGINE!
There's no where else you'll get a DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY ENGINE in your used or new car
other than here! So if you drive a lot, this is the one and only one!
This is better than a new engine because it's a lifetime warranty engine!

SEE IT AT:
www.jbmw540.com

I PERFECTED this car for my own use for the next 15 years and 500,000 miles
with no headaches of an old car.
& it will be sold with a DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTEE ENGINE!!!! :-)

After all that money, effort, frustration and expertise to Perfect this car, as the life would have it,
I found another 1995 E34 BMW with a rare 6 speed manual transmission
and I need the money from this car to perfect the E34 540-6 speed. My loss is your gain!
See more pictures of my new 1995 BMW 540-6 at
www.jbmw540.com

At the price I am selling it all your other choices come with old engines without warranty! Good luck. :-(

You can't get a DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY on an ENGINE anywhere other than with this car!!
Hurry up and come and get it! I only have one to sell!
Once sold, gone forever!

It's the only car you can afford that's PERFECTED with a DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY!
Once sold, gone forever!

SEE IT AT:
www.jbmw540.com

Turn the Key and have fun going to Los Angeles with power and comfort and 24mpg highway
with no worries because you'll have a DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY on the ENGINE!

It's better than most cars up to $20,000 and better than some cars more expensive than that.
Drive my ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE and you'll understand.
It's rock solid, fast and handles like a sports car.
I'll give you a ride and you'll hate that tin can you're driving.

Alpine White color which is great for Las Vegas heat.
Black Interior which is classy and easy to keep clean.
High end Tint.
Freezing Airconditioning because it has the best and most expensive Freon.

I am a BMW Ethusiast and member of the BMW Car Club and a car guy
and I PERFECTED this car for my own use for the next 15 years with no headaches.

Check out all the $$$$$$ I spent on this car to PERFECT IT for my own use for the next 15 years with no headaches at

www.jbmw540.com

Highlights

1. It will be sold with a DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTEE ENGINE so you can drive it all over the world with no worries

There's no where else you'll get a DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY ENGINE in your used or new car
other than here! So if you drive a lot, this is the one and only one!
This is better than a new engine because it's a DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY ENGINE!
At the price I am selling it all your other choices come with old engines without warranty! Good luck. :-(
You can't get DYNO TESTED LIFETIME WARRANTY on an ENGINE anywhere other than with this car!!
When you decide to buy it, I'll install a DYNO TESTED GOOD LIFETIME WARRANTY ENGINE
JUST FOR YOU!
That way you'll be the 1st owner of the engine and BE SURE THE ENGINE IS GOOD!
Hurry up and come and get it! I only have one to sell!
Once sold, gone forever!

2. The Automatic Transmission shifts very smoothly.

Nothing was wrong with the transmission but I had it gently flushed 3 times to clean it out and it runs smoothly and quietly and has no issues. It uses Synthetic ATF (Automatic Transmission Fluid). It also uses the special additive that minimizes friction to a fraction.
Since my plan was to use the car for the next 10 to 15 years I also decided to have my transmission mechanic to open up the transmission to see if it needed anything. It needed nothing but since we already opened the transmission I changed the Turbine Speed Sensors and the wiring harness.

3. New Alternator.
I always get a new alternator when I PERFECT a car because if it fails you will be stranded somewhere.

4. Expensive New Windshield. Just like a new car

5. A Good set of wheels.
I bought this set of 5 wheels in very good shape. $75.00 each in Ebay. I considered buying a set of larger 17 inch or 18 inch wheels but that would make the car run rougher and the suspension was not designed for larger, heavier wheels. It's unnecessary since the car handles amazingly with the 15 inch factory wheels and the tires are a lot cheaper to buy than 18 inch tires.

6. Car is always shiny
It has a very special formulation on the paint. Take it to the car wash weekly and it won't damage your paint. Leave it in the summer under the Las Vegas hot sun and the paint won't fade. Instead the paint will get even harder. This special formulation is hard to find but I've been using it on my cars for 30 years. Buy my car and I'll tell you where to get it.

7. New front suspension = new controls arms, new tie rods and new swaybar links.
It uses BMW 750 bushings which will last near forever and M5 aluminum control arms.
I did this to solidify the car's tracking. Drive it you'll be amazed how solid the car feels.
Anything you've ever driven will feel like it's made of tin cans.

8. New Brakes.
I've updated to Metal Masters which I've used for all my cars in the last 30 years.
Their stopping power increases with time on the brake pedal.
Which means that when you have to stop on the freeway, instead of running out of brakes, the brakes get stronger and stop more the longer you're on the brake pedal. These brake pads have saved me multiple time in the Los Angeles freeway. Like racing brakes, they do need to be warmed up in the cold mornings.

9. New Mass Airflow Sensor (MAF)
You should always have a new MAF because it gives the engine brain the information to run the engine properly.

10. New Radiator Hoses.
Again this is a simple maintenance item but ignoring it will leave you stranded.

11. New Airconditioning Belt.
I always change the belts when PERFECTING a car.
Other than labor cost they're not expensive and I don't want to worry about having an old belt give out.

12. New Waterpump Belt.
I always change the belts when PERFECTING a car.
Other than labor cost they're not expensive and I don't want to worry about having an old belt give out

13. New Alternator Belt.
I always change the belts when PERFECTING a car.
Other than labor cost they're not expensive and I don't want to worry about having an old belt give out.

14. And a lot more.... New Transmission Mounts, New Automatic control slider, New black/white Roundels, 2 New Oxygen Sensors, New Valve cover gaskets, New Intake Air Boot, New Spark Plugs, and whatever it needed to get it to the PERFECTED state.

But as the life would have it,
I found another 1995 E34 BMW with a rare 6 speed manual transmission
and I need the money from this car to perfect the E34 BMW 540-6 speed.
My loss is your gain!

Only $5,999

SEE IT AT:
www.jbmw540.com

First come, first served.
Call me anytime at 702-441- cell.
Jay.
BMW Club Member and Enthusiast!

[kaisen]

I finally figured it out..... it's being sold by Goorgen!

[fxeditor]

Originally Posted by kaisen

I finally figured it out..... it's being sold by Goorgen!

Wow this guy's shop is right by my house! I have to visit it now. . . It's a shame I just changed the clutch on my Miata! I wonder if he and his "assistants" work on G-50s?

[RANDY P]

That trans ad is killer! LOL!

[Jeff Alton]

Looks like an average POS older 5-series..... perfected of course.