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BlueSkyJaunte 11-06-2013 07:56 AM
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Gogar 11-06-2013 08:03 AM
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

-Dan Wilson

Targa Me 11-06-2013 10:29 AM
1. Money isn't everything, but is sure makes life a hellava lot easier.

2. Don't put off when you need to use the toilet, it's only gonna get worse.

3. If it has wheels or t!ts, you're gonna have trouble with it.

stealthn 11-06-2013 10:34 AM
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things...

varmint 11-06-2013 10:39 AM
If you're 90% sure it's a woman and you're willing to chance the last 10%; that's when you know you've lived in Los angels too long.

Hawkeye's-911T 11-06-2013 10:44 AM
When in doubt - Punt!

Rich Gas 11-06-2013 10:57 AM
The curtains should match the drapes

masraum 11-06-2013 11:01 AM
You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run.

K Rogers.

astrochex 11-06-2013 11:02 AM
Don't put your mouth where you wouldn't put your finger.

GH85Carrera 11-06-2013 11:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by craigster59 (Post 7741844)
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That is more Brady Bunch than I have ever seen before. I never watched the show. Now I am real glad I never bothered.

And another addition to the list:

Never slap a man that is chewing tobacco. :eek:

island911 11-06-2013 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 7742164)
That is more Brady Bunch than I have ever seen before. I never watched the show. Now I am real glad I never bothered.

And another addition to the list:
what you saw there was from a movie parody of the original series. (fwiw)

Question everything.

gearya 11-06-2013 11:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 7741767)
As the famous philosopher Byrne wrote on the vicissitudes of life:

Same as it ever was.
Also,

"I hate people when they're not polite."

Instrument 41 11-06-2013 11:56 AM
Figures Lie and Liars figure

Your only as young as the woman you feel

herr_oberst 11-06-2013 12:07 PM
Don't try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

silverc4s 11-06-2013 12:11 PM
Mark Twain;
Most things in life are easier to get into than get out of.

???
You don't learn anything while you are talking.

Advice from a wealthy person, on how to get there;
If you want to win, you have to roll the dice.

Tobra 11-06-2013 12:15 PM
Eventually, you have to get out of bed and talk to her.

GWN7 11-06-2013 01:01 PM
I you don't remember what's in that container in the fridge, it's best not to look.

daepp 11-06-2013 01:44 PM
The best thing you can do for your kids is love their mother.

The bigger the government the smaller the citizen.

The happiest man I know is the man I don't know very well.

2porscheguy 11-06-2013 02:12 PM
"Measure twice but cut only once."

on2wheels52 11-06-2013 02:17 PM
Never buy anything that flies, floats, or (that bad word that starts with f)
Jim


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