"It's Ok to lust after Redheads..........just don't get involved with one, or worse.........marry one"

"Son, don't ever put your hands where you would'nt put your D**k"

"Don't whiz on the electric fence"

(More serious)

"Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." (Don't be too hasty to dismiss someone for screwing up - once).

Never throw out the dirty water until you have clean water.
They cannot take education away from you.

Both from my grandmother, who survived Belsen.

Dang you guys are pretty hard on us day walkers! I'm telling you we DO have souls!:D

Back on track with the thread. Don't know who to credit this quote to, I heard it in the Shawshank Redemption

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

angela

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education - Mark Twain

"quotes off the internet are hard to confirm" - Ben Franklin

lol

everyone has experience...often 5 minutes after they could have really used it.

Everyone pees in the pool....you just don't do it from the diving board !

"There's a difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool"

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.” - Dr. Seuss

"This too shall pass" - My Mom ( proverb- Solomon?)

"I'm a moth and Reheads are the bug Zapper"

This was the motto of the local fishwrap where I grew up:

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare

When good judgement, reasoning, common sense, and all else fails - Kick-em in the nuts!

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Confucius

"He who sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger"

"nothing hard is ever easy"

"make sure your brains is engaged before putting your mouth in motion"

"An education is important. Racing is importanter."

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.