Warren Buffet is giving me 2 million bucks

[t-tom]

Greetings to You

You have been gifted $2 MILLION USD donation fund. Contact us at this email for your claim: warrenbuffettsdonations1@mailbox.sk

I hope this information meet you well as I know you will be curious to know why/how I selected you to receive a cash sum of $2,000,000,00 USD, our information below is 100% legitimate, please see the link below:



My wife and I decided to donate the sum of $2,000,000,00 USD to you as part of our charity project to improve the lot of 10 lucky individuals all over the world from our $12 Billion Usd I and My Wife Mapped out to help people before she died. We prayed and searched over the internet for assistance because i saw your profile on Microsoft email owners list and picked you. Susan my wife and i have decided to make sure this is put on the internet for the world to see. my wife has cancer and she died at colchester regional hospital, my wife just didn't die but she was a great person and I miss her so much and this is why I have decided to do one thing i promised her forever. as you could see from the webpage above, am not getting any younger and you can imagine having no much time to live. although am a Billionaire investor and we have helped some charity organizations from our Fund.

You see after taken care of the needs of our immediate family members, Before she died we decided to donate the remaining of our Billions to other individuals around the world in need, the local fire department, the red cross, Haiti, hospitals in truro where Susan underwent her cancer treatment, and some other organizations in Asia and Europe that fight cancer, alzheimer's and diabetes and the bulk of the funds deposited with our payout bank of this charity donation. we have kept just 40% of the entire sum to our self for the remaining days because i am sick and am writing you from hospital computer because i dont know when i will die.

To facilitate the payment process of the funds ($2,000,000.00 USD) which have been donated solely to you, you are to send us
your full names.................
your contact address................
your personal telephone number...............
so that i can forward your payment information to you immediately. I am hoping that you will be able to use the money wisely and judiciously over there in your country. please you have to do you part to also alleviate the level of poverty in your region, help as many you can help once you have this money in your personal account because that is the only objective of donating this money to you in the first place.

I like to re-assure you of the legitimacy of this services as we will not be involved in any fraudulent act and will never be. use the money wisely, we only want to feel good by helping people this time of the year, this is the only thing that makes my wife happy too even now that she is not here with me anymore, we have too much to give away as I only have few months left on earth. I will advise as you as the prospective lucky Person to be calm not to loose this great opportunity which millions of people are trying to entangled but the chances just couldn't come for them because a lot of people are out there to discourage them as they don't know how it works, and have never seen such before.

Thank you for accepting our offer, we are indeed grateful.

God bless you
Mr Warren Buffett Billionaire investor



I think the first thing I'm gonna do is buy a unicorn. I've always wanted one and now that I'm rich might as well get one!

[masraum]

I like the signature. Makes it seem so official.

[A930Rocket]

Dang it! Some guys have all the luck.

[Hard-Deck]

I love to reply with:

Thank you so much. I am a Federal US Officer and I have a friend who is in the Secret Service in your area. Please provide your contact information and I will send him on my behalf personally.

[flatbutt]

You'd think by now these guys would at least learn to use the language properly.

[herr_oberst]

Seems like it's always the other guy that gets the breaks. Warren Buffet NEVER picks me to give 2 million bones to.

Have fun with that money. Remember, it's only money.

[Rick V]

Now since the NSA is reading all of our emails one would think the schemes would stop.

[gshase]

Cool, I met him at a Dairy Queen in 2012.

[t-tom]

Maybe I will get one of those singer 911"s is 2 mill enough to get one of those?

[Steve Carlton]

This pisses me off. I was only able to grind $100K out of him.

[Baz]

“You never know who's swimming naked until the tide goes out.”
― Warren Buffett

[MRM]

I was suspicious except the first paragraph said that everything is 100% legit. Wow. That was a big weight off my mind. I wouldn't have believed it if they said it was only 99% legitimate.

The current Mrs. Buffet remains alive and well. The previous Mrs. Buffet died in 2004. The email seems to be confused as to which Mrs. Buffet is which. That's understandable because sometimes he (and they) seemed confused which was which.

"Mr. Buffett separated from his wife, Susan, in 1977 but remained married to her until her death in 2004. All the while, he lived with Astrid Menks; they married in 2006. The threesome remained close, even sending out holiday cards signed, 'Warren, Susan and Astrid.'”

That doesn't mean the 2 mil is fake, does it?

[Mike80911]

I wonder how many people actually fall for these scams. There must be some that do or they would have given up on these by now.

[sammyg2]

I am Elmer J. Fudd.
Millionaire.
i own a mansion and a yacht.



I may be a screwy wabbit, but I ain't goin' to Alcatraz.........

[sammyg2]

[aap1966]

I always thought Warren Buffet would have a better grasp of grammar..........

[AFC-911]

What will they do with your name and address? I was expecting them to ask for money...