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[quicksix]

Try the monkey roll,it's yummy

[304065]

Originally Posted by recycled sixtie

Yes Gogar I could not help myself. I just had to pick the low hanging fruit....

Originally Posted by Shaun 84 Targa

The Rothko is strong in this thread.

[Nostril Cheese]

Walking to church in -36 degree weather, mother in law is a minister, I have stomach flu.

[Gogar]

I've found that the best cure for stomach flu is a proprietary blend of Ginger root and apple cider Vinegar. We have a really good local apple cider vinegar here that you probably can't get in Oreeeeygon, so you're just going to have to deal with the knowledge that we are peers, at least as far as the internet is concerned, but at the end of the day I am a better person than you. Voodoo Donuts is overrated and has jumped the shark, but it's not like I would eat donuts anyway, Miss Gogar has got me dietetically restricted and I don't want to ruin the bolster on my mint '72S coupe.

[imcarthur]

Reuters: A new Condo development has now opening on Ban Island, built to solve the housing crises caused by the recent uptick in visitors to Temporary Ban Lagoon.



Ian

[Nostril Cheese]

I have ginger root. It is helping somewhat. PM me when you're in Portland again.

[Nostril Cheese]

Denver will be fun on Jan. 1.

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by Gogar

copyright

My lawyer is unavailable. Let me get my pool boy on the phone.

[Outback Porsche]

What the hell did I eat? Why am I up at 4am 5hitting through the eye of a needle at 50 paces?

[Gogar]

+1

[pa911]

Yeah but.. obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

[Don Ro]

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

What the hell did I eat? Why am I up at 4am 5hitting through the eye of a needle at 50 paces?

Ginger root?

[herr_oberst]

My lawyer is unassailable. Let me get my pool boy off this harpoon.

[Gogar]

Alright, enought is enough! Can't we just have a reasonable, educated thread without all the name-calling, crappy one-liners and non-sequiturs?

This forum really has devolved since I joined long, long, before any of you were born.

[Outback Porsche]

Quote de Outback Porsche

What the hell did I eat? Why am I up at 4am 5hitting through the eye of a needle at 50 paces?

Ginger root?

I wanted to root Ginger when I was a teenager. Did she ever get of that island?

[Seahawk]

Originally Posted by Gogar

+2

Fixed it for you.

[onlycafe]

maryann!

[Gogar]

mother

[Nostril Cheese]

Originally Posted by Gogar

Alright, enought is enough! Can't we just have a reasonable, educated thread without all the name-calling, crappy one-liners and non-sequiturs?

This forum really has devolved since I joined long, long, before any of you were born.

Keyboard players.. sheesh

[DanielDudley]

Originally Posted by nostatic

Those who suspect that Gogar may be planning on burning our fair cities to the ground would be well-advised not to read this letter. They may discover that they are right. Some background is in order: Gogar has been teaching young children to parrot such quasi-tyrannical sentences as, "The rigors that Gogar's victims have been called upon to undergo have been amply justified in the sphere of concrete achievement." This assault on the innocence of childhood should be rejected in the harshest terms possible. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that to someone whose eyes are open, Gogar's constantly repeated mantra that anyone who disagrees with it is a potential terrorist is an insanely mentally deficient notion. By way of contrast, consider my personal mantra that Gogar is putting a huge amount of effort into squashing its self-doubt and hiding its flaws. The more effort it puts into that, the worse things are when these suppressed traits finally bust out. When that happens—and it will unmistakably happen—you should be sure to remember that if Gogar continues to make our lives an endless treadmill of government interferences while providing few real benefits to our health and happiness, crime will escalate as schools deteriorate, corruption increases, and quality of life plummets.

Gogar asserts that everyone who scrambles aboard the Gogar bandwagon is guaranteed a smooth ride. That assertion is not only untrue but a conscious lie. Wherever you look, you'll see Gogar enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see it suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see it crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. Okay, I admit that Gogar is being a pusillanimous tightwad just for the sake of being a pusillanimous tightwad. But I don't care what others say about Gogar. It's still overbearing, brain-damaged, and it intends to marginalize me based on my gender, race, or religion.

Gogar says that character development is not a matter of "strength through adversity" but rather, "entitlement through victimization". You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life. Whether you call it "jujuism", "immoralism", or "emotionalism", it is alive and well in Gogar's denunciations. It's what convinced me that one of Gogar's favorite tricks is to create a problem, then offer the solution. Naturally, it's always its solutions that grant it the freedom to engage in an endless round of finger pointing, never the original problem. Because Gogar is so caught up in trying to destabilize the already volatile social fabric that it purportedly aims to save, I'd like to conclude this letter by quoting to it the last line of R. M. Rilke's poem, "Archaic Torso of Apollo": "You must change your life."

Ginger was the best dog I ever had, and you have SOME NERVE to talk about him like that.

But I am putting it in green font, so everything is OK, OK ?