Funny how we all evolved. I remember a lot of crying, whiny threads about the opposite sex here by a quite a few of you guys.... Looks like times have changed :)

rjp

And w/o guile in her heart. You one smart man! :)

The irony in this post, and this thread, is THICK. The guy who has spent one year on this forum second guessing every possible aspect of purchasing a relatively inexpensive consumer good talking about being decisive and assertive with women. Every post you make reeks of regurgitating someone else's wisdom, whether it is your repeated incorrect facts about Porsche or your swinging dick attitude towards women. While you are busy typing nonsense on the internet, I have both a Porsche and a wife that is far more attractive than I, 12 years of marriage and zero complaints. Play on playa'!:rolleyes:

Yes you do, and great looking kids I might add. Oh, and she is a lot smarter, the wife: Both mine and yours.

Find the right woman, gents, it makes every day better. Twenty-one years ago:

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Twenty years ago

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Ha, that's what they like - a nice simple man.

There's not much to understand. I've been punching above my weight for the last 30 years.

What's my secret?

I've got a huge cock - she calls me 'horse', 'nuff said.

Well said Matt.

Beautiful Paul - very special!

I've never claimed to be anything but. Therefore I have no retort to Paul's comment above, both my wife and his are far smarter than I.:cool:

Ha! Haven't heard that since my military days. :D

Hmmmm single much?

every women has her own brain and can make her own decisions.

if she decides to be attracted to you, great.

if she doesn't ... no sense wasting time with her.

easy. its not about understanding women, i have no ****ing clue about women. its about being true to yourself, and when that happens, and you arnt chasing, trying, and changing yourself for someone, is when you can actually attract someone you might actually work well with.

Speaking of 'swinging dicks'...a good woman would scare some of you guys. :cool:

Some guys go from failed relationship to failed relationship and say, "man, what is wrong with all these women?" Others figure out that the constant is themselves and fix that before moving on to the next.

Generally I like to be single during the summer. Easier to get from bar to bar, naked girls on the beach etc. During the winter I tend to stay in a relationship about three months because I don't like going out so much.

How about you? Your not one of these guys who married the first girl that let him get a leg over are you? http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/pukeface.gif

The old 'dog & pony show'.
"It didn't work on that one, maybe the next one will buy it".
And men aren't the only ones who play that particular sport...I've seen.

Women are counter-intuitive. It's like learning to dance- that's all.

rjp

Attractive women should set themselves up as consultants. Guys do a mock pickup then are critiqued by the woman. Something like "You are too eager. You dress code is wrong - dress like.... Too much eye contact. Turn slightly away from the woman and she will come closer to you. Tricks like that.

textbook thinks he is alpha, but is actually beta.

i have no idea what hemes is and Im not gonna google it.


Thats how manly I am.

Jeez Bill! How does all that work out for you? How do you manage and keep track of all the wimen?http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...s/a_frusty.gif

Alex

A friend asked, if you were to marry an appliance, which one would it be. Some said the fridge because it keeps his beer cold. Many others said the coffee machine, due to its vital role in becoming functional on a daily basis.

I thought for a few minutes and came up with: A lamp. Because she always stays hot as long as you keep her turned on.

Oh very much beta dog. It really annoys me when I do all the work and a big handsome alfa comes along and takes her home.

Smart and damned lucky. :D

I want to be an alfa romeo someday.

lol, iswydt.

It's not a game.....if you or the woman are playing one, there is something wrong......

Notice Tweezers hasn't chimed back in ;)

Bingo.

Bad behavior is acted out by both genders. Don't participate in it or be the victim of it. The right person offers you a life of companionship, humor, passion, and love. Why would anyone risk playing a silly game with something of such value at stake?

angela

Power games are corrosive in relationships. Power over others is weakness disguised as strength. True power is within. Accept what is. This doesn't mean to let someone run over you. It means to be aware of it, accept it then move on. Don't try to change it. Have fun. Don't take the play of form too seriously :)

Why should I? It's like watching "Real World" or something. I am truly the fly on the wall and its awesome. ;)

Be in a relationship with someone until there is a reason not to be. Don't waste your life or hers making either of you unhappy.

Ride it till it breaks, then get another.

rjp

6 pages long and all I learned was I should have married a lamp........

Ha ha ha ha!!!! Love it!

;):D:cool:

Running my hand over her hip makes me wonder about where she has been and who has driven her. What stories she must have!

Touché.

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This thread is becoming silly. You all know what happened the last time....

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