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fintstone 01-20-2014 08:49 AM
Just like any other piece of machinery...if you can't make the motor purr...you just are not maintaining it properly.

PushingMyLuck 01-20-2014 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 7865614)
My cousin who would have to be one of the worst players I've ever seen bagged a beautiful wife 12 years his junior.
He's on borrowed time at best and he's 42 with 3kids under 8 so if it all goes bad it will really go bad....
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She had 3 kids in her 20s?
Who does that?
Was she a foreign internet bride?

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Originally Posted by RANDY P (Post 7865853)
what's an alfa?
Unreliable Italian car.

Rusty914s 01-20-2014 09:32 AM
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<div style="font-style:italic">My cousin who would have to be one of the worst players I've ever seen bagged a beautiful wife 12 years his junior. <br>
He's on borrowed time at best and he's 42 with 3kids under 8 so if it all goes bad it will really go bad....<br>
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</div>She had 3 kids in her 20s? <br>
Who does that? <br>
Was she a foreign internet bride?<br>
Ohly littel engish but veel hav u tree kitz.

onewhippedpuppy 01-20-2014 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by RANDY P (Post 7865853)
what's an alfa?
Jeremy Clarkson says everybody should own one.

GH85Carrera 01-20-2014 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 7865950)
Jeremy Clarkson says everybody should own one.
Yea, and he HATES Porsches. I should value his opinion? :cool:

RANDY P 01-20-2014 09:42 AM
I hang around a chick from Thailand and her smokin hot friend from Vietnam (possibly one of the hottest chicks I know) now and then-

They're Americanized all right- what's really funny is when they're hammered and talking **** they do the "Full Metal Jacket" thing.

In Thai accent- "YOU TELL HIM - U NO LOVE HIM LONG TIME!"

First time I that I fell out of my chair.

rjp

(PS lots of Asian girls do that routine- joking around- it's hilarious)

BRPORSCHE 01-20-2014 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by cockerpunk (Post 7865696)
a true alfa doesn't give a ****.

you read online a lot about alfa and beta, and for the most part, its pretty ok. as in, be confident etc etc, and that works well. the problem is when you take the alfa thing too far, and its starts being a beta thing of its own. the true definition of a beta is changing ones self in order to try and attract women, and even if an alfa is conning his way into bed with women with slick lines and negging and such, thats still changing himself to sleep with women. that is beta.

a true alfa doesn't give a ****. no ****s. this one doesn't want to sleep with you tonight ... who cares? this one doesn't like you because you cracked such and such joke ... who cares?

the irony being, that as soon as you stop caring about these things, women come out of the woodwork for you.
Well did you just write down the past year for me!

I decided that I needed to take a more Me, and not you, approach to life. Don't like me? F you. I am not going to lose any sleep over it.

Talk about LIBERATING. Buuuut a lot of people can take it as me being a complete and total douche.

I really am not. I have the best friends a man can ask for. I just don't put up with petty BS anymore.

Rick Lee 01-20-2014 09:45 AM
I have a Mainland Chinese cousin who is a US citizen and made a ton of money in the subprime boom. He brought his wife over from China once he started really earning. She couldn't drive. They had two kids and she still needed him to drive them everywhere. The first time I met her, I knew he had married way, way out of his league and that marriage was doomed. Geezus, she was hot. Sure enough, it took him a while to get back on his feet after the real estate bubble collapsed, she learned to drive and she took off.

BlueSkyJaunte 01-20-2014 10:08 AM
My wife just made me lunch (organic salad with grilled chicken breast), and drove 12.5 miles to deliver it to me at the front door of my office.

I don't know WTF you guys are doing, but you're doing it wrong. :D

onewhippedpuppy 01-20-2014 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by BlueSkyJaunte (Post 7866005)
My wife just made me lunch (organic salad with grilled chicken breast), and drove 12.5 miles to deliver it to me at the front door of my office.

I don't know WTF you guys are doing, but you're doing it wrong. :D
When she showed up did you pretend to ignore her, tell her that her salad tastes like crap, then tell her to go eff-herself? If not, per the last four pages you've been doing it all wrong.:cool:

BRPORSCHE 01-20-2014 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 7866012)
When she showed up did you pretend to ignore her, tell her that her salad tastes like crap, then tell her to go eff-herself? If not, per the last four pages you've been doing it all wrong.:cool:
Hahahaha. That was worth a laugh and a half.

motion 01-20-2014 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by BRPORSCHE (Post 7865958)
Well did you just write down the past year for me!

I decided that I needed to take a more Me, and not you, approach to life. Don't like me? F you. I am not going to lose any sleep over it.

Talk about LIBERATING. Buuuut a lot of people can take it as me being a complete and total douche.

I really am not. I have the best friends a man can ask for. I just don't put up with petty BS anymore.
That's me 100%. I could care less what people think of me, and I have nothing to prove. I know I come across as a cocky *********, but I really don't care. I am extremely respectful of others and very polite. I just choose to not suck up to *anyone*. My wife loves it and validates me all the time :)

dennis in se pa 01-20-2014 11:12 AM
If you even think you know the answer, you are just kidding yourself. Every woman, and every woman's brain, are a little bit different, just like various parts of their bodies. :) Every woman must be analyzed and approached as a separate study. That's the fun of it. And yes, sometimes it is more work that the compensation you get.

Iciclehead 01-20-2014 11:18 AM
Geez Louise, what are we talking about....being the best hog caller in the sty?

I'd make the case the the female of our species is in fact a different and incompatible species and frankly not worth the effort.

...I've just given up on them and their *^*&^(*&t.

Dennis

PushingMyLuck 01-20-2014 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 7866012)
When she showed up did you pretend to ignore her, tell her that her salad tastes like crap, then tell her to go eff-herself? If not, per the last four pages you've been doing it all wrong.:cool:
Surely you can't be this obtuse. Talk about missing the forest for trees. Thankfully, most chumps are supplicating white knights like this. Makes it so easy for the rest of us.

PushingMyLuck 01-20-2014 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by dennis in se pa (Post 7866103)
If you even think you know the answer, you are just kidding yourself. Every woman, and every woman's brain, are a little bit different, just like various parts of their bodies. :) Every woman must be analyzed and approached as a separate study. That's the fun of it. And yes, sometimes it is more work that the compensation you get.
Wrong. No woman wants a desperate supplicating wimp. Not one. They are all identical in this regard.

RANDY P 01-20-2014 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by PushingMyLuck (Post 7866150)
Wrong. No woman wants a desperate supplicating wimp. Not one. They are all identical in this regard.
.....unless he's a lottery winner or trust fund baby. Then she just cheats on him.

rjp

RWebb 01-20-2014 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by RANDY P (Post 7865853)
what's an alfa?
a small coupe that is superior to a 2002

RANDY P 01-20-2014 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by RWebb (Post 7866161)
a small coupe that is superior to a 2002
No it's not -it's a car that doesn't give a **** what you think of it.

That's one smart car.

rjp

nostatic 01-20-2014 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by motion (Post 7866041)
My wife loves it and validates me all the time :)
ah, so that's what the kids are calling it these days...


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