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Lothar 01-20-2014 02:52 PM

A friend asked, if you were to marry an appliance, which one would it be. Some said the fridge because it keeps his beer cold. Many others said the coffee machine, due to its vital role in becoming functional on a daily basis.

I thought for a few minutes and came up with: A lamp. Because she always stays hot as long as you keep her turned on.

Bill Douglas 01-20-2014 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by cockerpunk (Post 7866351)
textbook thinks he is alpha, but is actually beta.


Oh very much beta dog. It really annoys me when I do all the work and a big handsome alfa comes along and takes her home.

BlueSkyJaunte 01-20-2014 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Don Ro (Post 7866186)
And w/o guile in her heart. You one smart man! :)

Smart and damned lucky. :D

RANDY P 01-20-2014 06:03 PM

I want to be an alfa romeo someday.

SilberUrS6 01-20-2014 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by randy p (Post 7866824)
i want to be an alfa romeo someday.

lol, iswydt.

winders 01-20-2014 07:09 PM

It's not a game.....if you or the woman are playing one, there is something wrong......

sc_rufctr 01-20-2014 07:13 PM

Notice Tweezers hasn't chimed back in ;)

Laneco 01-20-2014 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by winders (Post 7866940)
It's not a game.....if you or the woman are playing one, there is something wrong......

Bingo.

Bad behavior is acted out by both genders. Don't participate in it or be the victim of it. The right person offers you a life of companionship, humor, passion, and love. Why would anyone risk playing a silly game with something of such value at stake?

angela

enzo1 01-20-2014 09:32 PM

Power games are corrosive in relationships. Power over others is weakness disguised as strength. True power is within. Accept what is. This doesn't mean to let someone run over you. It means to be aware of it, accept it then move on. Don't try to change it. Have fun. Don't take the play of form too seriously :)

tweezers74 01-20-2014 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 7866950)
Notice Tweezers hasn't chimed back in ;)

Why should I? It's like watching "Real World" or something. I am truly the fly on the wall and its awesome. ;)

Bill Douglas 01-20-2014 09:51 PM

Be in a relationship with someone until there is a reason not to be. Don't waste your life or hers making either of you unhappy.

RANDY P 01-20-2014 10:09 PM

Ride it till it breaks, then get another.

rjp

GWN7 01-20-2014 10:31 PM

6 pages long and all I learned was I should have married a lamp........

tweezers74 01-20-2014 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GWN7 (Post 7867175)
6 pages long and all I learned was I should have married a lamp........

Ha ha ha ha!!!! Love it!

sc_rufctr 01-20-2014 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tweezers74 (Post 7867138)
Why should I? It's like watching "Real World" or something. I am truly the fly on the wall and its awesome. ;)

;):D:cool:

enzo1 01-20-2014 10:36 PM

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RWebb 01-20-2014 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RANDY P (Post 7867163)
Ride it till it breaks, then get another.

rjp

Running my hand over her hip makes me wonder about where she has been and who has driven her. What stories she must have!

tweezers74 01-20-2014 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RWebb (Post 7867188)
Running my hand over her hip makes me wonder about where she has been and who has driven her. What stories she must have!

Touché.

genrex 01-20-2014 11:15 PM

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This thread is becoming silly. You all know what happened the last time....

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RANDY P 01-20-2014 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWebb (Post 7867188)
Running my hand over her hip makes me wonder about where she has been and who has driven her. What stories she must have!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1390289144.jpg


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