This guy would have ruled in PARF:
 

I think I coughed up a lung reading this: :)

Letters of Note: Thou eunuch of language

You must be getting bored if your internet browsing is becoming that obscure. Maybe a drive to the beach instead?

My life is plenty interesting these days, thanks anyways. The beach is always there for me, I find it boring. Scottish wordsmiths, OTOH, are not boring. :)

I'd say that we don't have a hell of a lot in common, but that's ok.

LOL

"I drew upon my fine command of the English language and said nothing."

Definitely not a PARF person. PARF mostly exhibits too many words but with nothing to say.

Come on, the guy was hilarious. A turbocharged insult generator of his time.

I think you have hit on something there Denis, but he would have ended up on the island pretty quick.

Reading his words though brought certain people to mind...:)

Denis, you are in a really grumpy mood today. What is up with you? Did you nick your scrotum while shaving this morning?

Are you serious? I'm in a great mood and posted something that I thought was hilarious. Just move on to another thread, please. It's as though there's a language barrier between us. :)

I think I must have misjudged my audience here. Wouldn't be the first time.

Probably. I doubt that anyone here makes the connection between Robert Burns and his comedic muse, Gracie Allen. Oh well...

Bill Shakespeare would have been good in PARF also:

Thou dankish ill-nurtured maggot-pie!

Thou puking boil-brained dewberry!

Hence rotten thing! Or I shall shake thy bones out of thy garments.

Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands.

Thou loggerheaded unchin-snouted varlot!

Thou weedy elf-skinned foot-licker!

That's good stuff...hilarious. :)

all good stuff indeed, it is a fine thing to educate a man while all the while insulting him lol

What's PARF?

thou pickle-herring in the puppet-show of nonsense...

The place you go to when you are looking to find Tabs.

seems like my tabs always find me!

better than "albino shape-shifting lizard bit***es" ??

1791
The word pimp was used back then?

Thou learnith something new everyday.


A History of Pimping
What the word meant and what it means now.
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_good_word/2008/02/a_history_of_pimping.html