This guy would have ruled in PARF:

[speeder]

I think I coughed up a lung reading this:

Letters of Note: Thou eunuch of language

[Bill Douglas]

You must be getting bored if your internet browsing is becoming that obscure. Maybe a drive to the beach instead?

[speeder]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

You must be getting bored if your internet browsing is becoming that obscure. Maybe a drive to the beach instead?

My life is plenty interesting these days, thanks anyways. The beach is always there for me, I find it boring. Scottish wordsmiths, OTOH, are not boring.

I'd say that we don't have a hell of a lot in common, but that's ok.

[Bill Douglas]

LOL

"I drew upon my fine command of the English language and said nothing."

[Por_sha911]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

"I drew upon my fine command of the English language and said nothing."

Definitely not a PARF person. PARF mostly exhibits too many words but with nothing to say.

[speeder]

Come on, the guy was hilarious. A turbocharged insult generator of his time.

[scottbombedout]

I think you have hit on something there Denis, but he would have ended up on the island pretty quick.

Reading his words though brought certain people to mind...

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by speeder

Come on, the guy was hilarious. A turbocharged insult generator of his time.

Denis, you are in a really grumpy mood today. What is up with you? Did you nick your scrotum while shaving this morning?

[speeder]

Quote de speeder

Come on, the guy was hilarious. A turbocharged insult generator of his time.

Denis, you are in a really grumpy mood today. What is up with you? Did you nick your scrotum while shaving this morning?

Are you serious? I'm in a great mood and posted something that I thought was hilarious. Just move on to another thread, please. It's as though there's a language barrier between us.

[speeder]

I think I must have misjudged my audience here. Wouldn't be the first time.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by speeder

I think I must have misjudged my audience...

Probably. I doubt that anyone here makes the connection between Robert Burns and his comedic muse, Gracie Allen. Oh well...

[DARISC]

Bill Shakespeare would have been good in PARF also:

Thou dankish ill-nurtured maggot-pie!

Thou puking boil-brained dewberry!

Hence rotten thing! Or I shall shake thy bones out of thy garments.

Thou wert best set thy lower part where thy nose stands.

Thou loggerheaded unchin-snouted varlot!

Thou weedy elf-skinned foot-licker!

[speeder]

That's good stuff...hilarious.

[gordner]

all good stuff indeed, it is a fine thing to educate a man while all the while insulting him lol

[330]

What's PARF?

[M.D. Holloway]

thou pickle-herring in the puppet-show of nonsense...

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by 330

What's PARF?

The place you go to when you are looking to find Tabs.

[M.D. Holloway]

seems like my tabs always find me!

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by speeder

That's good stuff...hilarious.

better than "albino shape-shifting lizard bit***es" ??

[kach22i]

1791

thou pimp of gender

The word pimp was used back then?

Thou learnith something new everyday.


A History of Pimping
What the word meant and what it means now.
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/the_good_word/2008/02/a_history_of_pimping.html

The word pimp is of unknown origin. It first appeared in English around 1600 and was used then as now to mean "a person who arranges opportunities for sexual intercourse with a prostitute." The figurative meaning, "a person who panders to an undesirable or immoral impulse," was found by the middle of the 17th century. The verb to pimp dates from the early 17th century.