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tabs 02-06-2014 10:43 AM

When Mother heard about this.............she was a a bit perturbed, to the point of throwing her Gin & Tonic at my head, It didn't even phase me as it bounced off my head, and I didn't even feel any pain until the blood started running down my face. Then I heard her say, "Ohhhh so now that your are upset you want to take your fking ball and go home do you!"

"But. but Mother," I stammered as I tried to regain my composure....."You don't even know what the second act was going to be." "SO," she said in that low down boozy voice of hers, "Your going to try and cover your tracks with that lame old "social experiment" excuse?" AHHHH, AHHHH, wellll...ahhh, yeah.." I hesitantly replied awaiting the next broadside. "Well this ought to be a good one, lets hear it TABS." SHe queried with a puzzled look on her face. "Well ya see Mother, I was going to start and discuss the transcendent nature of man and his ascendancy into the Kingdom of Heaven." That I could see took her aback as she started to laugh saying, "Well I suppose even Caesar made the mistake of going to the Senate alone on the Ides of March."

sammyg2 02-06-2014 10:49 AM

Yeah I know .. huh?

Taz's Master 02-06-2014 11:25 AM

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

sammyg2 02-06-2014 01:28 PM

That just about does it, all that's left is to post some pictures.




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LakeCleElum 02-06-2014 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by tabs (Post 7896176)
When Mother heard about this.............she was a a bit perturbed, to the point of throwing her Gin & Tonic at my head, It didn't even phase me as it bounced off my head, and I didn't even feel any pain until the blood started running down my face. Then I heard her say, "Ohhhh so now that your are upset you want to take your fking ball and go home do you!"

"But. but Mother," I stammered as I tried to regain my composure....."You don't even know what the second act was going to be." "SO," she said in that low down boozy voice of hers, "Your going to try and cover your tracks with that lame old "social experiment" excuse?" AHHHH, AHHHH, wellll...ahhh, yeah.." I hesitantly replied awaiting the next broadside. "Well this ought to be a good one, lets hear it TABS." SHe queried with a puzzled look on her face. "Well ya see Mother, I was going to start and discuss the transcendent nature of man and his ascendancy into the Kingdom of Heaven." That I could see took her aback as she started to laugh saying, "Well I suppose even Caesar made the mistake of going to the Senate alone on the Ides of March."

U sure you didn't inhale that Gin/Tonic????

Iciclehead 02-06-2014 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by LakeCleElum (Post 7896726)
U sure you didn't inhale that Gin/Tonic????

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs....

D.

nostatic 02-06-2014 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by tabs (Post 7896176)
the Ides of March."

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nostatic 02-06-2014 04:09 PM

and time marches on...

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red-beard 02-06-2014 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Iciclehead (Post 7896837)
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs....

D.

I met a DJ who lived in seclusion
Reality and Sobriety were her only delusions...

JoeyD 02-06-2014 07:59 PM

Does mother always address you in all caps TABS?

tabs 02-07-2014 04:11 AM

Let us begin this prayer meeting by bowing our heads and giving thanks to our lord and savior Barrack Obama, who with out him, we could not rise and live Middle Class lives. May his forward thinking always be with us, Amen.

Now I am sure that the members of this congregation have many questions to ask The first question to be answered is that TABS is an acronym that Mother thought up as she grew tired of calling her beloved son a "Thoroughly A$$ Backwards Son." So she shortened it to TABS.

The second is a question to a member of this divine rap, where out here on the perimeter we are stone cold immaculate ... "ET TU Nostatus?"

With that the honorable Brutus plunged his knife into Caesar. Where upon Caesar drew his gown over his face so that they could not see him die. After Philliphi as Anthony and Octavius gazed upon the fallen upon his own sword body of Brutus, Anthony said, "There lies the noblest Roman of them all, for Brutus slew Caesar out of honor while all the others slew Caesar out of jealousy and petty concerns."

And with that parable we bring this sermon to a close.

sammyg2 02-07-2014 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by tabs (Post 7897421)

With that the honorable Brutus plunged his knife into Caesar. Where upon Caesar drew his gown over his face so that they could not see him die. After Philliphi as Anthony and Octavius gazed upon the fallen upon his own sword body of Brutus, Anthony said, "There lies the noblest Roman of them all, for Brutus slew Caesar out of honor while all the others slew Caesar out of jealousy and petty concerns."

And with that parable we bring this sermon to a close.

Was that before or after he made the salad?

Taz's Master 02-07-2014 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabs (Post 7897421)
Let us begin this prayer meeting by bowing our heads and giving thanks to our lord and savior Barrack Obama, who with out him, we could not rise and live Middle Class lives. May his forward thinking always be with us, Amen.

Now I am sure that the members of this congregation have many questions to ask The first question to be answered is that TABS is an acronym that Mother thought up as she grew tired of calling her beloved son a "Thoroughly A$$ Backwards Son." So she shortened it to TABS.

The second is a question to a member of this divine rap, where out here on the perimeter we are stone cold immaculate ... "ET TU Nostatus?"

With that the honorable Brutus plunged his knife into Caesar. Where upon Caesar drew his gown over his face so that they could not see him die. After Philliphi as Anthony and Octavius gazed upon the fallen upon his own sword body of Brutus, Anthony said, "There lies the noblest Roman of them all, for Brutus slew Caesar out of honor while all the others slew Caesar out of jealousy and petty concerns."

And with that parable we bring this sermon to a close.

But how does this play out when they find they have tried to slay the immortal?

tabs 02-07-2014 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sammyg2 (Post 7897519)
Was that before or after he made the salad?

How scared do ya want to be?

1. TAPER has a blow back

2. Obama Care has a blow back.

3. The Boomers retiring has a blow back

Things are in motion either separately or in conjunction which like the balls on a Pool table have predictable trajectories. The Global economy is creaking and groaning under the weight of the increasing Sovereign Debt loads of the US, Europe and Japan. The Central Banks are in affect flooding and counter flooding the system with liquidity in order to maintain stability. Once the FED ceases the provision of liquidity into the markets the economy is down by the head. The FED will then either let the economy fall into recession or reinstate the provision of liquidity. The danger and or risk is that the herd aka "animal spirits" will get spooked because it will realize that all the FED's men and horses can not put the economy back together again and that it is only a matter of time before the FED runs out of balance sheet to cover an ailing economic system.

The next concern is that once the American people realize that Obama Care is a cluster fk, they will get spooked and either voluntarily pull back on spending or be forced to, to provide either a safety net or they will be pushed further against the wall in order to just get by. This then will drive consumer demand further down, which will put the economy into recession. Then if that is not enough to consider we come to the unintended deficits caused by the act itself. This should hit home sometime around 2017.

At the same time the deficits once again begin to rise precipitously round about 2016 or 2017 as the Boomers in mass begin to retire.

Any spike in interest rates brings the level of debt service up to unsustainable levels. One has thought that the weak link in the system is the valuation of the USD. We are already beginning to see municipal and even a possible Common Wealth default on debt (which is brought on by a sustained sluggish economy, large accounts payable liabilities (pensions) along with heavy debt loads).

What is that old axiom again, what can go wrong will go wrong? So it is just a matter of time before one of these conditions just blows up in our face. Since there is NO ENITY except for God or the Aliens to back stop a monetary and or US or EU Sovereign Debt crisis bend over and kiss your brown eye goodbye.

How is that salad tasting now?

Mo_Gearhead 02-07-2014 07:06 AM

Mother do you think they'll like my blog?
Mother do you think they'll like this song?
Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Momma should I paint the hall?

Mother should I mock the president?
Mother should I trust the government?
Mother will Charley Rose ever acknowledge me?
Momma am I really sixty-three?

Hush now baby, baby, don’t you cry.
Mother's gonna make all your nightmares come true.
Mother's gonna put all her fears into you.
Mother's gonna keep you right here under her feet.
She won’t let you blog, but she might let you tweet.
Mama will keep Tabs cozy and warm.
Ooooh Tabs ooooh Tabs oooooh Tabs,
Of course mama'll help paint the hall.

Mother do you think they’re good enough -- for me?
Mother do you think they’re disrespectful-- of me?
Mother will they tease your little boy again?
Mommy when does the adulation begin?

Hush now Tabby, Tabs don’t you cry.
Mama's gonna check out all the Pelicans for you.
Mama won’t let any dirty-birdies get through.
Mama's gonna wait until you get back.
Mama will always find out just whom you’ve attacked.
Mama's gonna keep Tabby breast-fed and mean.
Ooooh Tabby oooh Tabby oooh Tabby,
You'll always be Tabby to me.

Mother, did I try to fly too high?

( * with apologies to Pink Floyd. )
_________

Semi-copyright

foxpaws 02-07-2014 07:31 AM

Superb Mo, just superb....

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sammyg2 02-07-2014 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by tabs (Post 7897600)
How scared do ya want to be?

1. TAPER has a blow back

2. Obama Care has a blow back.

3. The Boomers retiring has a blow back

Things are in motion either separately or in conjunction which like the balls on a Pool table have predictable trajectories. The Global economy is creaking and groaning under the weight of the increasing Sovereign Debt loads of the US, Europe and Japan. The Central Banks are in affect flooding and counter flooding the system with liquidity in order to maintain stability. Once the FED ceases the provision of liquidity into the markets the economy is down by the head. The FED will then either let the economy fall into recession or reinstate the provision of liquidity. The danger and or risk is that the herd aka "animal spirits" will get spooked because it will realize that all the FED's men and horses can not put the economy back together again and that it is only a matter of time before the FED runs out of balance sheet to cover an ailing economic system.

The next concern is that once the American people realize that Obama Care is a cluster fk, they will get spooked and either voluntarily pull back on spending or be forced to, to provide either a safety net or they will be pushed further against the wall in order to just get by. This then will drive consumer demand further down, which will put the economy into recession. Then if that is not enough to consider we come to the unintended deficits caused by the act itself. This should hit home sometime around 2017.

At the same time the deficits once again begin to rise precipitously round about 2016 or 2017 as the Boomers in mass begin to retire.

Any spike in interest rates brings the level of debt service up to unsustainable levels. One has thought that the weak link in the system is the valuation of the USD. We are already beginning to see municipal and even a possible Common Wealth default on debt (which is brought on by a sustained sluggish economy, large accounts payable liabilities (pensions) along with heavy debt loads).

What is that old axiom again, what can go wrong will go wrong? So it is just a matter of time before one of these conditions just blows up in our face. Since there is NO ENITY except for God or the Aliens to back stop a monetary and or US or EU Sovereign Debt crisis bend over and kiss your brown eye goodbye.

How is that salad tasting now?

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Mo_Gearhead 02-07-2014 07:42 AM

QUOTE: "Superb Mo, just superb...."
__________________

I must admit - getting the clap from you of all people - is a surprise. :)

tabs 02-07-2014 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Taz's Master (Post 7897598)
But how does this play out when they find they have tried to slay the immortal?

"Whose THEY?" and more importantly who is the "immortal."

If one is the "immortal" "They" should realize that one is not just a political and economic commentator but a practitioner of Vertical Power as well. Whether one wants to think of it as divine inspiration or being taped into the subconscious collective memory buried in our DNA, it amounts to the same thing. If one is aware of the "vertical" "Tree of Life" concept and can define it, one lives their life by it. It is who you are, it is how you move and how you think. That is the practical application of what amounts to be an abstract descriptive of that reality

For example let us consider the aspect of Timing in this Thread. One made ones faux paw and instinctively let time pass for the storm to blow itself out (comments made by the congregation) before stepping back in to make ones mea culpa. If one read the mea culpa carefully one covered the possible courses of action one could have taken...and had Mother expose the outcome. One knows how and why to make the moves to achieve ones goal as things are revealed through process.

tabs 02-07-2014 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by foxpaws (Post 7897718)
Superb Mo, just superb....

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Orson Wells RIP 10/9/85 of a Heart Attack

MY My Hey hey
Which so happened to be the same day
Mother was gone to never come back.
Out of the blue and into the black


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