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Put on your tool belts, boys, get lucky!

Throw out the trash, work on the car, stop doing the dishes, and get lucky with your lady! Stop being wusses...

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCQQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2014%2F02%2F09% 2Fmagazine%2Fdoes-a-more-equal-marriage-mean-less-sex.html&ei=dawHU4TtKMPK0wGN8YDICQ&usg=AFQjCNEopsjDWxj7PwaFGWT65bpU-SVvYg&bvm=bv.61725948,d.dmQ

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Guys who do "women's" chores don't get as lucky as men who do "manly" stuff: throw out the trash, work on cars, etc. Apparently, washing the dishes, vacuuming, and doing other household things like that are a huge turn off. So go to the garage, throw on a tool belt, work on that old P-car, get some grease on your hands and face, and see what happens. Research shows you'll get lucky.

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That's because men who do the dishes are pussies. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cut down a tree, eat red meat, then ravage my spouse.
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Just finished digging out two holes to access my septic for a pump out. I am muddy and tired...now where is my women!
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That's because men who do the dishes are pussies. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cut down a tree, eat red meat, then ravage my spouse.
There you go!

Funny article and research. Apparently, women don't mind us guys "helping out" with the household chores, but to get lucky we still have to be cavemen.
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Just finished digging out two holes to access my septic for a pump out. I am muddy and tired...now where is my women!
Bingo!
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I hate the "modern man" pussy they show on TV. Gets mancures and massages, knows how to be lazy and press buttons, knows not a thing about mechanical work. Afraid to get dirty + a store bought Prince.
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There's definitely a caveman element to it. Women find men that do men stuff more attractive. The more that men do traditional women stuff, the more like women (and less attractive) they become. Same reason the tough guy and quarterback get the women in high school, before women become gold diggers.
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So what if you do both?
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So what if you do both?
The article states that this is good for the relationship but not good for getting any action.

Sure, help out with the household stuff but keep it to a minimum.

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