This wasn't in the 911, was it? The car is so small, I can hardly have sex with myself in it - oops, you didn't hear that.

I hope I'm as young as Joe Bob when I get to be his age. :p

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! How sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...........!

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Call me. I'll give you the skinny.

He was yakking the other day about you. Took a short nap but I caught most of it.

PM my your number Bob....can't wait to hear the skinny...It's always handy to have backup ammo in case I need a favor, or a good laugh. :-)

Okay, okay.....I get it, it's a guy thing. Boys (oh!, I mean men!) can be so mean to each other sometimes. :rolleyes: geeeeyaaaash!!!! sighhhh.....

So, she flew out..... I'm back to the thrice patched blow up doll and Skype......gonna be a lonely spring.

Oh and Bob lies like a syphilitic sheep.....I don't sing.....

You have for me JB... :-)

That probably wasn't singing...
I would bet it was closer to yodeling.

Left the 911 at home, it was the backseat of my Mommy's Camry.....

BAM!

I think we can take off the kid gloves. She's got game.

RE: syphilitic sheep. I had chlamydia once. :rolleyes:

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For da "rup".....

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Awwww...JB....they're beautiful.

...And a freezer to boot to save them in for when we finally get to meet again!

Ahhhh....kid gloves...

I could stay on the side of class.... http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...leys/angel.gif

.....or not.... http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...amingdevil.gif

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Ah, the freezer, that's where I hide the evidence.

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Ya......body parts.....mmmok.....sure......:rolleyes:

Says the District attorney.

How far apart are you and rup?....can't meet halfway?

CA versus CO......

4 pages and no pics ?? WTF ????

Sorry, Tahd....none that wouldn't make it past Zoltan.

We're apart by avowel.

CA to CO.

She does a wicked good dance on Skype......

OT question here but rup how are things in CO now that the ganja is legal? I mean do you see folks out there toking up all over town?....just curious!http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...hotbounce2.gif

rup sent me this......

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FIRST OFF:
We all know now that Joe Bob lies through his teeth. That can't be me cause my thighs never looked that good!

SECOND:
That is not the back seat of a Camry (mommy's car)

LASTLY:
Joe Bob knows that I wouldn't let him take a pic like that...so he has to troll through the internet. And now he just might have to troll for a few other things as well?????

SPANK!!! SPANK!!

All I hear is flack. I'm not a consumer myself, so I'm not reaping any bene's...

Was at the grocery store in line behind a couple that was toast. They couldn't even figure out how to purchase produce....felt bad for the checker that had to deal with them.

All in all, I'm not in favor.

OK.... the escalator ride in San Diego?

You two steps up.....No panties, garter belt, short skirt and JB's wandering hand?

But there weren't any pics JB......
and it was a short, black dress...

sheeesh....what is the equivalent of viagra for memory???

...and don't ever try to pass off an impostor off as me! I've had 2 glasses of wine tonight and I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!! http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...eys/spankA.gif http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...leys/smash.gif http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...leys/boxen.gif

Oi.....I give up......:eek:

Good thing....
..a good man knows when he is down...

okay - I'm feeling feisty...if someone dares me within the next 30 mins, I'll make JB cry...anyone game?

Game On!

JB's been travelling....to more places than just CO...

Florida man has sex with pit bull as neighbors beg him to stop - Orlando Sentinel

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Ouch, that will teach JB to kiss and tell.

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JB has trouble reading training manuals...must be he needs reading glasses. You know, with his advanced age and all....

maybe they'll print this in big font for him?

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I can take pics too, you know....


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caught this one while you were in CO last visit...


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Looks like she talked me into a road trip......