Adventures of Joe Bob, part 23
 

I just got back from a date....did something I haven't done in 30+ years......I necked in the back seat of a car outside her parents house......

Steamed up the windows and got gouged by seat belt buckles......geez, it was fun.

NO, I wasn't alone.....and it was with a girl....my age.....and not a blowup doll.

Almost got busted, all the clothes were on the floor and the old lady across the street opened the garage door to walk the dogs......we were laughing in the car trying to cover up....had to suspend operations as the security wanker in the golf cart was prolly on the way......

Well done!

That's a good thing, remember that time you told me your date cut her arm on the glass coffee table and it took you all night to get her patched up and re-inflated?

What a bummer. No sheet.
(airplane the movie)

Checking in
 

So, lets get a couple of things straight as Joe Bob has a tendency to exaggerate....

All the clothes were not on the floor...just some....

But, well...I guess the rest of it all was true!

HAHAHAHAHA!


Yeeah!

getting freaky in a nursing home parking lot seems pretty weird.

Retirement community, Gated.....

I love it.

You take your dates to all the fancy places! This was no ordinary retirement community, no sir. It was a gated retirement community. Swanky.

SmileWavy

-Z

Ummm we don't want to see your back at this age :) Mass of hair and .... Nope. Her "back" on the other hand.

Hasn't anyone said Pics yet!???

had to be close to the baby monitor..?
you listening for something..
or folks listening to you 2 going uh and ah..

Rika

May want to see a doctor about that first, before going back tonite...

Winnebago is the indian term for winky smaller than the others. ;)

Citation needed.....I see a tribe, a language, a series of lakes and a big ass motor home.

BTW, bet yer hung like a rabbit....

she lives with her parents..
has two little ones (baby monitor)..

that's a serious migraine ..
and proof winky is doing the thinking....

Rika

uh-oh...someone is getting their feelers hurt...

This rabbit seems representative...SmileWavy

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1396564096.jpg

No one has a dashcam to loan Joe Bob?

JB.

This is GREAT :)

That's how ones spells Kabeesh!?

Sounds like a combination of HSB & HNC

( Hi Sperm Buildup & Hot Naked Chick )

1973 911 T MFI Coupe, Aubergine

Steve

Good man!

I'm 6000 miles away and the story still works for me.

Next time you may want to consider a van with the classic sticker, If this van's a rockin' don't come a knockin'"

Z-man...what's your best makeout story? Don't you have any freaky places you got you're freak on ? Or were you never 17?? Maybe just graduated directly to old fogy syndrome...

Me? I love the opportunity to feel 17 again.......thank you Joe Bob...

BTW, we met when she was 17.....

Am I missing sth? Why the car action - what prevented you from a more age appropriate place inside a home?

G

I'm in town visiting my folks....brought my kids...kids were asleep but I wanted to see Joe Bob...and we got carried away...

It's pretty simple really (and it was fun).

rup -
You misunderstood my dig at Joe Bob - I'm just bustin' his chops. (Ok - that did make me sound old!) It's just the way the story unfolded gave us all an opportunity to poke at him. Any story that has the words and phrases like gated retirement community, Wininebego, baby monitory, I necked in the back seat, and the like -- you are gonna get some heat for it! When someone gives you that kinda opening, you gotta take the layup!

Good on you and Joe Bob -- have fun, live life! Nothing wrong with that, even in a gated retirement community! :D

And yes, I have many make-out stories -- but I'd rather not share them here -- um - to protect the innocent... ;)

Feel alive.
-Z-man.

Here's one for you JB and rup......go back to being 17....nothing wrong with that!

Meat Loaf ~ Paradise By The Dashboard Light - YouTube


;)

Alex

She be my huckleberry.....one day.....she'll be mine.

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Beat you to it by 2 minutes JB!:D

Ok, OT, but I do I upload the actual vid like you did and not just the link like I did?

Just showing off.....I love the "Loaf"....

joe bob
 

You Go Joe Bob


You have inspired me to get back in the saddle.

Should I mention that my new lady is a seamstress.

Oh and she also does furniture and AUTO INTERIORS.

Yea I am the guy in the suede porsche.

Get some blue suede shoes and go cut a rug.....oi....

Carry on....bust away!

Hottest, lustiest Betty I have ever met......the collective should clone her.....

JB...you're making me blush....all over...

Mike - Always enjoy these type of posts from you (and Dueller at one time)........Have fun while you can.....

Sounds like it's time to buy some PFE

Miss the old bastard Dueller....I'll try not to have a stroke.

I lost "rup" 35+ years ago when we were both young and dumb....found her again on FB, she's a hella catch.....hope we get the schizzle together.....I'd stay with her till she shoots me....and I'd give her the gun.

Ask "rup" how we met.......it involved a skate/bike accident....I ignored her for close to a year......she damn near had to jump me.....

Sounds like a good time.

Tip. If you fold the two front seats forward, It gets downright palatial back there!

Have a blast you two!


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