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jyl 04-04-2014 12:50 PM

This wasn't in the 911, was it? The car is so small, I can hardly have sex with myself in it - oops, you didn't hear that.

yetibone 04-04-2014 12:58 PM

I hope I'm as young as Joe Bob when I get to be his age. :p

2porscheguy 04-04-2014 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 7998363)
.........I lost "rup" 35+ years ago when we were both young and dumb....found her again on FB, she's a hella catch.....hope we get the schizzle together.....I'd stay with her till she shoots me....and I'd give her the gun.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! How sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...........!

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Bob Kontak 04-04-2014 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rup (Post 7997423)
I wanted to see Joe Bob...and we got carried away...

Call me. I'll give you the skinny.

He was yakking the other day about you. Took a short nap but I caught most of it.

rup 04-04-2014 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 7999040)
Call me. I'll give you the skinny.

He was yakking the other day about you. Took a short nap but I caught most of it.

PM my your number Bob....can't wait to hear the skinny...It's always handy to have backup ammo in case I need a favor, or a good laugh. :-)

rup 04-04-2014 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 7999093)
Turn my back on a bro? No chance.

He wanted to sing it again. I lied and said I was busy. :)

Okay, okay.....I get it, it's a guy thing. Boys (oh!, I mean men!) can be so mean to each other sometimes. :rolleyes: geeeeyaaaash!!!! sighhhh.....

Joe Bob 04-05-2014 05:14 PM

So, she flew out..... I'm back to the thrice patched blow up doll and Skype......gonna be a lonely spring.

Oh and Bob lies like a syphilitic sheep.....I don't sing.....

rup 04-05-2014 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 8000047)
...Oh and Bob lies like a syphilitic sheep.....I don't sing.....

You have for me JB... :-)

billybek 04-06-2014 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rup (Post 8000161)
You have for me JB... :-)

That probably wasn't singing...
I would bet it was closer to yodeling.

Joe Bob 04-06-2014 05:53 AM

Left the 911 at home, it was the backseat of my Mommy's Camry.....

Bob Kontak 04-06-2014 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rup (Post 8000161)
You have for me JB... :-)

BAM!

I think we can take off the kid gloves. She's got game.

RE: syphilitic sheep. I had chlamydia once. :rolleyes:

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Joe Bob 04-06-2014 12:21 PM

For da "rup".....

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intakexhaust 04-06-2014 12:25 PM

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rup 04-06-2014 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 8000980)

Awwww...JB....they're beautiful.

...And a freezer to boot to save them in for when we finally get to meet again!

rup 04-06-2014 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Kontak (Post 8000945)

I think we can take off the kid gloves. She's got game.

Ahhhh....kid gloves...

I could stay on the side of class.... http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...leys/angel.gif

.....or not.... http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...amingdevil.gif

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Joe Bob 04-06-2014 12:45 PM

Ah, the freezer, that's where I hide the evidence.

rup 04-06-2014 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 8001023)
Ah, the freezer, that's where I hide the evidence.

The evidence of your love... http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat1.gifhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo.../FFflower2.gifhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...eys/face80.gifhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...eys/Petals.gif


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patz 04-06-2014 04:33 PM

Ya......body parts.....mmmok.....sure......:rolleyes:

Says the District attorney.

2porscheguy 04-07-2014 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 8000047)
So, she flew out...........gonna be a lonely spring.

How far apart are you and rup?....can't meet halfway?

Joe Bob 04-08-2014 06:12 AM

CA versus CO......


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