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pavulon 04-06-2014 04:09 AM

That "My uncle fell out of a tree" thread turned when quicksix posted:

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In the 10 years I worked on an ambulance I never got to the scene of a long fall and found someone standing there saying,"monkey roll"
I don't think my lungs will ever be the same.

trader220 04-06-2014 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by onlycafe (Post 7996249)
165 mph targa was a good one too. 8500 rpm to boot.

That one is an absolute classic

mikesride 04-06-2014 06:15 AM

I feel bad even bringing it up......as the guy who posted it surely wishes he could take it back. So not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings here.....
***The guy who used angle brackets, sheet metal screws and "shopping cart" casters to help protect the front end of his car.....***
I read that thing in shocked horror, never truly understanding if the dude was serious or just pulling our legs!!!!

ps...snipe could have bought another few great cars with all that "hooker cash"..............

Geronimo '74 04-06-2014 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesride (Post 8000522)
I feel bad even bringing it up......as the guy who posted it surely wishes he could take it back. So not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings here.....
***The guy who used angle brackets, sheet metal screws and "shopping cart" casters to help protect the front end of his car.....***
I read that thing in shocked horror, never truly understanding if the dude was serious or just pulling our legs!!!!

.....


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/163512-training-wheels-my-porsche.html

:D

john70t 04-07-2014 12:35 PM

Clown attorney.

Aragorn 04-07-2014 12:57 PM

Kind of felt sorry for the guy when he posted this thread:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/616640-guy-who-stole-my-lawnmower.html

Until this thread was posted:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/616845-lawnmower-sale.html

I laughed so hard at this line:

"I don't know how to start it, but need to sell for more saggy pants."

Peterfrans 04-07-2014 12:59 PM

When nostatic bought his first porsche...

nostatic 04-07-2014 01:09 PM

Few have been around long enough to remember that. Let's just say I took a few lumps...

futuresoptions 04-07-2014 01:55 PM

The two that were posted here off different sites about the guy with the hot wife that wasn't hot and the guy building the storage shed were pretty darn funny too!

RedBaron 04-07-2014 08:50 PM

In terms of other forums...

NSFW

Worst Date Ever - Bodybuilding

Crowbob 04-07-2014 09:03 PM

This quote from the 'training wheels' thread had me wondering:

"Remember that it's not the thickness of the member which controls deflection, it's the depth.."

porsche4life 04-07-2014 10:17 PM

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In terms of other forums...<br>
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NSFW<br>
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<a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120820074412/http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191" target="_blank">Worst Date Ever - Bodybuilding</a>
That thread is so full of WTF?!

Head416 04-07-2014 10:38 PM

I asked at the time, and never got an answer... what is the whole pee bottle thing? He just mentions it like it's the most normal thing in the world!

sand_man 04-08-2014 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by RedBaron (Post 8003504)
In terms of other forums...

NSFW

Worst Date Ever - Bodybuilding

WOW! Just WOW!!! I think that could be the all time winner for all time's sake since the invention of the interwebs and BBS type forums. Seems too much to be true, but sure was funny!

fastfredracing 04-08-2014 07:29 AM

If we are going to do other forums, I always thought this was pretty funny. I discovered it here on ppot.

Had to Refuse Body Kit delivery - MY350Z.COM Forums

berettafan 04-08-2014 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Head416 (Post 8003569)
I asked at the time, and never got an answer... what is the whole pee bottle thing? He just mentions it like it's the most normal thing in the world!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/Xb0bwbcfd28" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

porsche4life 04-08-2014 07:49 AM

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I asked at the time, and never got an answer... what is the whole pee bottle thing? He just mentions it like it's the most normal thing in the world!
I'm not sure, but I bet that kids still single...

sammyg2 04-08-2014 03:59 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1397001595.jpg

Head416 04-08-2014 04:40 PM

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How long have you had to wait to find the right time for that video!!!

"Finally, I can use it!!!!"

rup 04-08-2014 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sand_man (Post 7995973)

Things just got heated up....

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