The Official "Tattoos" and "Harley Riders" Poll

[Gogar]

Can we just make this a sticky or something?

You're only allowed to vote once,

but you can reply with some poorly-typed brain-diarrhea whenever you like.

[GH85Carrera]

Those tattoo folks and Harley riders are just like Rock musicians!

[bivenator]

Fantasy Island followed by love boat was must see TV, what were we talking about?

[nostatic]

I don't intend to discomfit my readers, but I do need to point out that Tattoo'd Harley has a deficiency of real goals. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Tattoo'd Harley's unreasonable behavior will one day catch up to it, and (2) as a result of that, Tattoo'd Harley's unregenerate plagiarism movement has its origins in the Jewish Kabala, Babylonian mystery cults, Templars, Freemasons, Illuminati, and assorted interests dedicated to Satanic worship and absolute power. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that Tattoo'd Harley has, at times, called me “fickle” or “wayward”. Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to create an unwelcome climate for those of us who are striving to lead a jacquerie against Tattoo'd Harley.

I deeply believe that it's within our grasp to nourish children with good morals and self-esteem. Be grateful for this first and last tidbit of comforting news. The rest of this letter will center around the way that its musings have merged with emotionalism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both palliate and excuse the atrocities of its mercenaries. And both stultify art and retard the enjoyment and adoration of the beautiful.

Tattoo'd Harley's cohorts have been running around recently trying to punish dissent through intimidation, public ridicule, economic exclusion, imprisonment, and most extremely, death. Meanwhile, Tattoo'd Harley has been preparing to egg on negative externalities in the form of evasion, collusion, and corruption. The whole episode smacks of a carefully orchestrated operation. If you ask me, if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which Tattoo'd Harley may wage a clandestine guerilla war against many basic human rights quicker than you can double-check the spelling of “anthropomorphologically”, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that Tattoo'd Harley's lies come in many forms. Some of its lies are in the form of assertions. Others are in the form of missives. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion. In summary, Tattoo'd Harley maintains a cozy relationship with unambitious idiots. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?

[Gogar]

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Does anybody really care?

[vash]

I don't intend to discomfit my readers, but I do need to point out that Tattoo'd Harley has a deficiency of real goals. Before I launch into my main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Tattoo'd Harley's unreasonable behavior will one day catch up to it, and (2) as a result of that, Tattoo'd Harley's unregenerate plagiarism movement has its origins in the Jewish Kabala, Babylonian mystery cults, Templars, Freemasons, Illuminati, and assorted interests dedicated to Satanic worship and absolute power. Now that you know where I stand on those issues, I can safely say that Tattoo'd Harley has, at times, called me “fickle” or “wayward”. Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to create an unwelcome climate for those of us who are striving to lead a jacquerie against Tattoo'd Harley.

I deeply believe that it's within our grasp to nourish children with good morals and self-esteem. Be grateful for this first and last tidbit of comforting news. The rest of this letter will center around the way that its musings have merged with emotionalism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both palliate and excuse the atrocities of its mercenaries. And both stultify art and retard the enjoyment and adoration of the beautiful.

Tattoo'd Harley's cohorts have been running around recently trying to punish dissent through intimidation, public ridicule, economic exclusion, imprisonment, and most extremely, death. Meanwhile, Tattoo'd Harley has been preparing to egg on negative externalities in the form of evasion, collusion, and corruption. The whole episode smacks of a carefully orchestrated operation. If you ask me, if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which Tattoo'd Harley may wage a clandestine guerilla war against many basic human rights quicker than you can double-check the spelling of “anthropomorphologically”, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that Tattoo'd Harley's lies come in many forms. Some of its lies are in the form of assertions. Others are in the form of missives. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion. In summary, Tattoo'd Harley maintains a cozy relationship with unambitious idiots. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?


Sent via Jedi mind trick.

[vash]

Weird! Todd and I had the exact same thing to say.


Sent via Jedi mind trick.

[pavulon]

no Ducati tattoo option??? Pffft!

[HardDrive]

Hard to conceive of anything less rebellious than getting a Harley tattoo in this day and age.

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by Gogar

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Does anybody really care?

more questions...

[herr_oberst]

Don Johnson was in "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man"

"Johnson" is an euphemism for the male member.

Coincidence?

[herr_oberst]

Evil Knevil said that Harley Davidson made the best motorcycle in the world.

That's the kind of endorsement that's absolutely good enough for me.

[DARISC]

Headline: Soft spoken Harley guy gets huge Hyundai tattoo on chest from hard of hearing tattoo artist.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by herr_oberst

Evil Knevil said that Harley Davidson made the best motorcycle in the world.

That's the kind of endorsement that's absolutely good enough for me.

Anyone else notice his son only jumps with motocross motorcycles?

[911boost]

Where is the option for BMW riders and the lame Aerostich (or however that's spelled) suits?

Where is the option for sport bike riders with the lame mohawks glued to the tops of their helmets?

Where is the option for the older british scooter riders with a ton of lights attached to them that look lame?

[Noah930]

I once saw Tattoo walking in front of some apartment bldgs on Hollywood Blvd. Prolly 'bout 20 years ago.

[yazhound]

Originally Posted by BSiple

Where is the option for BMW riders and the lame Aerostich (or however that's spelled) suits?

Where is the option for sport bike riders with the lame mohawks glued to the tops of their helmets?

Where is the option for the older british scooter riders with a ton of lights attached to them that look lame?

Perhaps your point being that each click has their own modus operandi or "uniform". However, Aerostich and similar is purpose driven rather than look at me driven. No "pirate" garb, kaiser helmets... or fauxhawks either.

As for the Harley crowd... well, pirate garb, straight pipes save lives, teddy bears and US flags, and good god, slower riding than a caravan of camels... maybe because anything over 50mph makes the eyes really water without appropriate head and eye gear?

[VINMAN]

Originally Posted by yazhound

As for the Harley crowd... well, pirate garb, straight pipes save lives, teddy bears and US flags, and good god, slower riding than a caravan of camels... maybe because anything over 50mph makes the eyes really water without appropriate head and eye gear?

[Eric Hahl]

No option for "Tattoo's of Tattoo rule!"

[Gogar]

WOW thread closed!