Which one of you created this?

[gacook]

Originally Posted by Z-man

1. He may be ambi-dextrous.

2. It is difficult to get left-handed holsters. I'm a lefty. Trust me, it is difficult.

3. His cell phone holster may be on his left side.

4. Poser.

Or, 5. He's right eye dominant. I'm a righty, but shoot lefty because I'm left eye dominant.

[pitargue]

According to the late great Louis Awerbuck:

"Two is one. One is none." and "Fastest reload is the backup."

[Z-man]

Originally Posted by gacook

Or, 5. He's right eye dominant. I'm a righty, but shoot lefty because I'm left eye dominant.

Hmm - hadn't considered that. Latest school of thought is to shoot with both eyes open - hard for me to do - but I'm still trying to figure out with which eye I aim better with...

-Z

[gacook]

It's not difficult to determine which eye is dominant. Easiest way is simply to close each of them (one at a time) and look at things with just that eye. Your dominant eye will naturally want to stay open, and kinda "fight" you.

I've never really been a pistol shooter. For rifles, we kept both eyes open to scan for targets; once target was acquired, close weak eye for proper sight picture. In Basic training, I couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. Finally, a Drill Sergeant tested my eye dominance. Told me to shoot left handed, and I've qualified Expert ever since.

[cockerpunk]

Originally Posted by Hydrocket

Funny. But if you really want to break it down into fine science, you need look no further than Ladder Theory

The Ladder Theory

indeed, by far and away the most comprehensive and scientific theory of women out there.

my favorite part is under objections "this is just satire right?" his answer "nothing is just satire"

or this one:

Criticism: In the section on ladder disparity you make reference to the 'hypotenuse.' The ladders however, are metaphorical constructs, and are not a defined distance apart from each other so this term is misleading.
Answer: It seems that way at first, but that's because you have failed to understand the topology of Ladder Space, which should of course be so obvious that a formal proof is not required. Idiot.

[cockerpunk]

also, before taking any mans opinion of women seriously, we have to see his resume. up to an including his current.

[asphaltgambler]

That was soooo funny because it is so true!!!

[livi]

Spot on. Particularly the male matrix.

[Brando]

If you hadn't already lost it, I would flag you for a serious man-card violation.

Originally Posted by cockerpunk

also, before taking any mans opinion of women seriously, we have to see his resume. up to an including his current.

[cockerpunk]

Originally Posted by Brando

If you hadn't already lost it, I would flag you for a serious man-card violation.

sorry if a fat balding man spewing a joke from how i met your mother on a white board in front of a bunch of giggling dudes does not impress me as far as understanding women.

[Brando]

Lighten up, francis.

[Baz]

Ha ha......love that one!

[intakexhaust]

that vid is a 10

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally Posted by RedBaron

We should get Lubemaster to create a series of videos for us like this!