Movies that suck....

[Joe Bob]

Lucy......25 bucks plus 18 for popcorn and drinks......

Noah, $1.30 from redbox.....and a bottle of wine.

I got laid both times....but Geeez, Noah sucked donkey balls.

[rusnak]

So this "Noah" chick, she likes the screwtop wine?

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by rusnak

So this "Noah" chick, she likes the screwtop wine?

Or screw bottom and sideways wine?

[rusnak]

...haha!!! ...deleting my ice cream double entendre. That just don't play!

[cockerpunk]

"you put the movie in, and then you have the sex"

paintball teamate said that once while baked as ****, and the hand motion was one of putting a VHS into a VCR. you know, you hold it with both hands, and slide it into the slot until the machine takes it? that hand motion. from now on all my friends now do that.

[speeder]

Picture of the dude or it didn't happen.

[rusnak]

Originally Posted by cockerpunk

"you put the movie in, and then you have the sex"

paintball teamate said that once while baked as ****, and the hand motion was one of putting a VHS into a VCR. you know, you hold it with both hands, and slide it into the slot until the machine takes it? that hand motion. from now on all my friends now do that.

You're sure that wasn't a reach around.

[Joe Bob]

Joe Bob don't do, dudes.....just yer mama.....

[Gogar]

Insecure much? Anyway, thanks making another thread about how you got laid. Please no pics. No, really. Please.

[masraum]

Really, "Lucy" sucked? That's too bad. The previews looked like it could have been a decent sci-fi type of thing. I was wanting to see it. Besides, SJ seems to do a decent job at action stuff.

[Gogar]

Sorry, Joe Bob. Guess I hit a sore spot huh? Like your Johnson, right? From getting laid all those times!!!!!

Seriously if you're going to post stuff like that you should be ready to receive the responses you obviously want.

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

Lucy......25 bucks plus 18 for popcorn and drinks......

Noah, $1.30 from redbox.....and a bottle of wine.

I got laid both times....but Geeez, Noah sucked donkey balls.

You got laid and you're complaining about the movie? Where have all the real men gone? Real men pick a sappy chick flick that will substitute for foreplay. Saves time.

[wdfifteen]

And effort.

[GH85Carrera]

It also makes a difference if parts of the movie sucks, or sucks the right parts.

[gacook]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

Lucy was OK....until the last 1/3.....then it went WTF?

I agree with that assessment. Had high hopes for the movie; trailers looked good, lots of potential to the story line (and it had Morgan Freeman and Scarlett Johannson!!). But it failed to deliver. Somewhat entertaining, but disappointing.

[Joe Bob]

No complaints.....the two movies just bit the big one.....only a warning unless you LIKE crappy movies.

[masraum]

Originally Posted by gacook

I agree with that assessment. Had high hopes for the movie; trailers looked good, lots of potential to the story line (and it had Morgan Freeman and Scarlett Johannson!!). But it failed to deliver. Somewhat entertaining, but disappointing.

Bummer. I guess I'll wait for it to hit TV or Netflix.

[HHI944]

I am genuinely convinced that Noah is the result of an bad acid trip in a church...

[Gogar]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

WHAT ?

Can't hear you, yer on ignore....

Wanker

Dude you know I'm just messing. Relax.

Actually, for a guy who's getting all this amazing poon all the time you're really wound up tight.

[cockerpunk]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

You got laid and you're complaining about the movie? Where have all the real men gone? Real men pick a sappy chick flick that will substitute for foreplay. Saves time.

actually you pick a boring ass movie on purpose so you can segue directly into the sex. you do not ask a girl to watch a movie ... and then watch the whole movie.