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Flieger 09-09-2014 05:34 PM
So what's the best way to get a beaver?
 
Maybe start a trophic cascade?

A930Rocket 09-09-2014 05:38 PM
Cash usually works in the right location.

URY914 09-09-2014 06:03 PM
backpages. com

red-beard 09-09-2014 06:06 PM
Hide her razor?

M.D. Holloway 09-09-2014 06:25 PM
buncha scallywags!

vash 09-09-2014 07:07 PM
having a big log would be a good jumping off point.

herr_oberst 09-09-2014 07:09 PM
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1410318555.jpg

unclebilly 09-09-2014 07:21 PM
If you wait a few more weeks, the fur will be thicker so you'll be able to sell the pelt for beer money...

snbush67 09-09-2014 07:32 PM
Alex, what are Willow trees for 300.

john70t 09-09-2014 07:53 PM
There was a Texan as mad as a hatter.
He found beavers on roofs and ladders.
But the ones in the streams,
were not ideal, so it seems,
so he'll send you one free, if it matters.

GWN7 09-09-2014 09:30 PM
Tequila

slodave 09-09-2014 09:35 PM
Sex change and let the pubes grow?

Hawkeye's-911T 09-10-2014 08:48 AM
As soon as I saw the thread title - I knew the boffo lines would come thick & fast - bring it on folks - we can all use some good humour these days.

Cheers
JB

enzo1 09-10-2014 09:06 AM
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enzo1 09-10-2014 10:01 AM
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dafischer 09-10-2014 10:08 AM
Lick your eyebrows in front of her.

Jim Richards 09-10-2014 10:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by slodave (Post 8254623)
Sex change and let the pubes grow?
Dave, you're cruel! :D

charlesbahn 09-10-2014 11:06 AM
Marriage

Jim Richards 09-10-2014 11:12 AM
Are you sure?

herr_oberst 09-10-2014 11:21 AM
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cashflyer 09-10-2014 11:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by A930Rocket (Post 8254304)
Cash usually works in the right location.
Yes.... Yes I do. :D

GH85Carrera 09-10-2014 12:00 PM
I always heard that a wedding ring and Porsches were beaver attractants.

Maybe I am just so well trained I can't pick up on subtle clues anymore.

asphaltgambler 09-10-2014 01:39 PM
American Express / black card

Cajundaddy 09-10-2014 01:57 PM
Lot's of wood.

billybek 09-10-2014 01:57 PM
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2porscheguy 09-10-2014 02:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajundaddy (Post 8255760)
Lot's of wood.
LOL! Yes, lots of big hardwood!:p

Outback Porsche 09-11-2014 02:38 AM
Wait till it's asleep ;)


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