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So what's the best way to get a beaver?

Maybe start a trophic cascade?

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Hide her razor?
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buncha scallywags!
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having a big log would be a good jumping off point.
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If you wait a few more weeks, the fur will be thicker so you'll be able to sell the pelt for beer money...
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There was a Texan as mad as a hatter.
He found beavers on roofs and ladders.
But the ones in the streams,
were not ideal, so it seems,
so he'll send you one free, if it matters.
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Sex change and let the pubes grow?
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As soon as I saw the thread title - I knew the boffo lines would come thick & fast - bring it on folks - we can all use some good humour these days.

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Sex change and let the pubes grow?
Dave, you're cruel!
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