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Jim Richards 09-24-2014 02:36 AM
Twisted Version of the Mile High Club
 
Masturbator Forces Virgin America Flight To Land In Nebraska

It's getting kind'a weird in Coach Class nowadays.

Outback Porsche 09-24-2014 03:53 AM
And I wasn't even on that flight....

GH85Carrera 09-24-2014 04:37 AM
Right from the story.....

"rather than being arrested upon landing, Adams was taken to a hospital for observation"

Maybe that is what he wanted, an audience.

widebody911 09-24-2014 04:50 AM
Probably the most appropriate airline for him to choose.

They didn't arrest him because landing in Nebraska was punishment enough.

livi 09-24-2014 06:41 AM
This fluffer have multiple witnesses. Wasn´t me.

Steve Carlton 09-24-2014 07:41 AM
Must have been a good in-flight movie.

speeder 09-24-2014 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 8275888)
probably the most appropriate airline for him to choose.

They didn't arrest him because landing in nebraska was punishment enough.
:d:d

jyl 09-24-2014 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by livi (Post 8276036)
This fluffer have multiple witnesses. Wasn´t me.
You're married now, which means your self-help days are over :-)

legion 09-24-2014 02:57 PM
This is why broadband on flights is a bad idea.

yetibone 09-24-2014 03:11 PM
How do members of the mile high club (not this guy in the OP) actually do it? Seems like you'd have to be 5 feet tall, and built like a fan belt. It's so cramped in there, I gotta get in a weird position just to pee in an airplane lav. I've never been on a jumbo jet though. The facilities in those could be plum cavernous.

SilberUrS6 09-24-2014 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by yetibone (Post 8276909)
How do members of the mile high club (not this guy in the OP) actually do it? Seems like you'd have to be 5 feet tall, and built like a fan belt. It's so cramped in there, I gotta get in a weird position just to pee in an airplane lav. I've never been on a jumbo jet though. The facilities in those could be plum cavernous.

There's room for two, if neither one of you is obese. Well, on a 767, at least. :)

livi 09-24-2014 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jyl (Post 8276171)
You're married now, which means your self-help days are over :-)
SmileWavy

VINMAN 09-25-2014 05:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jyl (Post 8276171)
You're married now, which means your self-help days are over :-)
You must be single or newlywed.. :p:D


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Esel Mann 09-25-2014 05:36 AM
Whatever happened to following one of life's cardinal rules: you have to love yourself before you can love others!

Steve Carlton 09-25-2014 05:46 AM
Skyjacking is a serious offense. The flight attendant should have known something was wrong when Doug asked for some lotion.

tedg04 09-25-2014 03:04 PM
All I could think of was this exchange: The Hangover - "Thanks Alot Bin Laden" - YouTube

Bill Douglas 09-25-2014 05:49 PM
The guy is a jerk.

gary1101 09-26-2014 02:49 PM
On Facebook there is a Solo Aviator Division Of The Mile High Club. No kidding.

tedg04 09-26-2014 03:34 PM
After doing it in Colorado once, I really don't see what all the fuss is about.

flatbutt 09-26-2014 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VINMAN (Post 8277761)
You must be single or newlywed.. :p:D


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don't be killin' Markus' honeymoon buzz.


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